Awesome break up ideas please

[EvolutionI]

Looking to break up with my bitch of a girlfriend, and want to do it in a way she won't soon forget. It will be through facebook message (no phone, and I can't stand the sight of her right now). Basically want her to feel like a piece of shit, and hopefully ruin her summer. Yes I'm being a huge jerk, but she deserves it.

Ideas please!!

[Mar]

Create a webpage called "bring single, you fucking bitch" and put the Facebook API code on there. Click that like button and watch it show up in your live feed, "Jack Jones likes 'being single, you fucking bitch!'"

[Troll-ol]

Just ignore her from contacting you at all.

[RY213]

Fuck her mom/sister/cousin/best friend/cat etc...

[SScott]

Take her on a roadtrip and leave her at a gas station in buttfuck nowhere

[5hift]

As already said, nothing can beat just cutting her out like she never existed.

Delete from facebook
Never pick up her or blocked calls
If you see her pretend you dont know her

No words you could type in facebook would be able to match all the different scenarios she will play out in her head while she wonders what happened.

[SJW]

Bring her out to the most expensive restaurant. Tell her you have a big surprise for her. Then before the bill comes or during coffee just rip out and on the way hand the waiter a note that says "It's been real, it's been nice, but it hasn't been real nice. Pay for my dinner and forget my name cunt."

[95EG6P]

^^
That be pretty badAss

[.norco.]

Originally posted by SScott
Take her on a roadtrip and leave her at a gas station in buttfuck nowhere

x2 on this one

[rob the knob]

be real man and move on.

Originally posted by EvolutionI
Looking to break up with my bitch of a girlfriend, and want to do it in a way she won't soon forget. It will be through facebook message (no phone, and I can't stand the sight of her right now). Basically want her to feel like a piece of shit, and hopefully ruin her summer. Yes I'm being a huge jerk, but she deserves it.

Ideas please!!

[Lex350]

So the op is too much of a pussy to be a man amd break up in person. Loser

[TomcoPDR]

Move outta Edmonton, just the thought that she'll be stuck there while you're not should be satisfactory enough.

[revelations]

OP.... man up and move on. Cut her out of your life 100%

Being a douche bag helps no one and makes you feel no better.

Been there done that.

[eb0i]

Pics of gf? Or link to her fb?.

[Troll-ol]

Originally posted by Troll-ol
Just ignore her from contacting you at all.

Just do this as I said, think about if someone did that to you . She will be thinking wtf did she do.

[Muji]

Move on, plenty of fish in the sea. Unless she was the best you will ever do, in that case dwell on the relationship for a few more weeks and regret it in a few years.

Man up and back out of the room. Getting better and being happy is a greater revenge.

[adidas]

Bring her over to my house, ill make sure she forgets all about you.

[Rat Fink]

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[Kritafo]

just change your relationship status long enough for her to get upset then block her..

[Destinova403]

Originally posted by Rat Fink


This exactly. I've done it a few times and it works amazingly. Its hilarious to turn some bitch into a crazy stalker who just wants to know

+2. Just move on.

Stay classy.