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  1. 09-12-2011, 11:49 AM #1
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    Default Chuck Norris vs World's Most Interesting Man

    Who would win and why?
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  2. 09-12-2011, 12:14 PM #2
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    Chuck Norris. Interesting can't stop a round-house to the head.
    heloc that shit
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    Win in what way... in a fight?

    If so, *nobody* beats Chuck Norris. Simple as that.
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    Only thing Mr interesting would win at is a scoring pussy contest. But then again, Chuck would probably just rape his spanish ass, and win by default.
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    Damn. I under estimated Chuck and over estimated Interesting.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't need to go looking for pussy. Pussy comes looking for Chuck Norris.
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    What is with all these gay people that love chuck norris. The jokes aren't funny...and he isn't that great in anything.
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    Did he deliever a round-house to your head as well?

    Seem to be taking it a bit too seriously.
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    Originally posted by Type_S1
    What is with all these gay people that love chuck norris. The jokes aren't funny...and he isn't that great in anything.
    This is one the dumbest things I have ever seen said on this forum. I include Toilet_D in that statement. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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  10. 09-12-2011, 01:19 PM #10
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    Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE


    This is one the dumbest things I have ever seen said on this forum. I include Toilet_D in that statement. You should be ashamed of yourself.
    Really? Explain to me why the jokes are funny or why he is so great? I have never even chuckled at a chuck norris joke in my life.
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    Originally posted by Type_S1


    Really? Explain to me why the jokes are funny or why he is so great? I have never even chuckled at a chuck norris joke in my life.


    I fail to see where any further explanation of greatness is needed.

    As to your lack of a properly developed sense of humour? I'm sorry, I cannot explain that. It is inexplicable.
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    Originally posted by Type_S1


    Really? Explain to me why the jokes are funny or why he is so great? I have never even chuckled at a chuck norris joke in my life.
    It's just you man.
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    Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE




    I fail to see where any further explanation of greatness is needed.

    As to your lack of a properly developed sense of humour? I'm sorry, I cannot explain that. It is inexplicable.
    Simple things for simple minds? I understand now...
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    World's most interesting man could always win my heart.
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    Originally posted by Kloubek
    Win in what way... in a fight?

    If so, *nobody* beats Chuck Norris. Simple as that.
    Actually Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in the Way of the Dragon, so yea
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    Originally posted by cosmok

    Actually Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in the Way of the Dragon, so yea
    And what happened to Bruce Lee? Yup. Chuckarma.
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    He just signed on for Expendables 2 and so did Van Damme. Nic Cage and John Travolta are in negotiations. I think the only other person they should get is Clive Owen.
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