100% accurate facebook rant about Canada

[syritis]

I Am the Democratic, Conservative and Liberal Parties, Worst Nightmare. I am a White, Tax-Paying, Canadian Veteran, Gun Owning Biker. That's me!

I am a Master Mason. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.

I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others.

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive Canadian-made cars, and I believe in Canadian products and buy them whenever I can.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some governmental functionary that wants to share it with others who don't work!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart Canadian.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English.

I believe there should be no other language option.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you!

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is Canada ...We like it the way it is and more so the way it was ...so stop trying to change it to look like Russia or China , or some other socialist country! If you were born here and don't like it... you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the Parliament, the seat of our biggest problems.

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license. I think it's good....

And I'm proud that ' Canada ' is written on my money..

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running our government for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.... Get a job and do your part to support yourself and your family!

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it take two parents....

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

I believe the Canadian flag should be the only one allowed in Canada !

If this makes me a BAD Canadian, then yes, I'm a BAD Canadian. If you are a BAD Canadian too, please forward this to everyone you know...

We want our country back!

My Country..... I hope this offends all illegal aliens

My grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I.
My father watched as his friends died in WW II

Enough is enough

This message needs to be viewed by every Canadian; and every Canadian needs to stand up for Canada .

We've bent over to appease the Canada-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand. I'm standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the Canadian flag.

If you agree, stand up with me. If you disagree, please let me know. I will gladly remove you from my e-mail list.

And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.

Canadians, stop giving away Your RIGHTS!

Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY !

This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration !

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:

1. Get a sponsor !

2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past !

3. Live by OUR rules !

4. Get a job !

5. Pay YOUR Taxes !

6. No Social Security until you have earned it and Paid for it !

7. NOW find a place to lay your head !

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending omeone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !

We've gone so far the other way . . . bent over backwards not to offend anyone.

Only Canadians seems to care when Canadian Citizens are being offended !


WAKE UP Canada ! ! !

Made in Canada & PROUD OF IT!!!!!

[blueToy]

Captain I I ..... I this .... I that .

Me thinks these types of rants are hilarious . Can you imagine working with this dude ? I'd want to hit him with a trowel . All day .... I , I , I , I .....

Sad thing is I've come across people like this . The type that drives a Huge truck because it's American , not realizing it's made in Mexico . Or that a lot of Harley parts come from Asia .... lol . D'oh ....

[Modelexis]

I wonder if that person speaks french fluently, or is aware that french is an official Canadian language.

[SKR]

I like how this guy couldn't think of anything on his own so he just shoehorned Canada into an American rant.

[J-hop]

Originally posted by SKR
I like how this guy couldn't think of anything on his own so he just shoehorned Canada into an American rant.

Was thinking the same thing. Nothing about that rant was profound or groundbreaking either. A lot of it was complete BS too, no one in Canada drives a Canadian made car (or would want to either) and no one uses Canadian made products regularly (thank god, I'm not goingto pay $10 for a pen worth 50 cents just because it was made in Canada). It just sounded like some spoiled, never had to work for anything, no concept of reality, full of teen angst, (american) highschool brat. These are the types that are part of the problem

[dirtsniffer]

I agree immigrants shouldnt get social security without 10 years in the workforce, and then it should be pro rated.

[Mibz]

Scumbag ranter.

Tells foreigners to go change their own country.
Tells natives to move away to a country they like.

[Sugarphreak]

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[ercchry]

Originally posted by J-hop

... It just sounded like some spoiled, never had to work for anything, no concept of reality, full of teen angst, (american) highschool brat. ...

huh, funny. thats the same thing i get from everyone of your posts

[Redlyne_mr2]

He sounds just as small minded as the people he bashes.

[CMW403]

OP has seemingly disappeared...

[tictactoe2004]

Originally posted by CMW403
OP has seemingly disappeared...

He's doing laps around his block on his harley shooting his gun in the air screaming "WAKE UP CANADA".

He'll be back shortly.

[1barA4]

Originally posted by syritis
Stale copypasta is stale

YAWN

It's a barely edited American rant.

[BigWill]

ummm...what kind of Canadian car do you drive?

[01RedDX]

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[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by J-hop

no one in Canada drives a Canadian made car

Originally posted by BigWill
ummm...what kind of Canadian car do you drive?

Yeah, who the fuck drives a Honda, or Toyota, or Ford, Chrysler, and GM? I've never seen those cars on the road

[phreezee]

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[J-hop]

Originally posted by ercchry


huh, funny. thats the same thing i get from everyone of your posts

I'm not American!!!

[Freeskier]

For a seemingly rabidly patriotic canadian... are any of those heroes from canada?

[Kg810]

Originally posted by syritis
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