So today I decide to get some KFC hot wings for lunch. As many of you know, the hot wings are kind of an interesting product at KFC. They're not actually hot (as in spicy), they're just normal wings, and the secret to making them so good is the wing's hot sauce packets that you have to ask for.
So off I go to KFC on Edmonton trail to pick up a nice box of 20 delicious wings. I've had a bad experience here before, last time they gave me the Taco Bell Border Sauce instead, which doesn't work with hot wings. So I made sure I asked for the wing sauce. Paid for my meal, and what do you know, fucking Taco Bell sauce again! I asked them to correct it and give me the wing's hot sauce packet. They said they don't have any. WTF? I inquired further and the take out window lady admitted that it wasn't discontinued, it's just that they no longer ordered it because it was cheaper to order just the Border sauce. Seriously, how can they purposely worsen a product that they sell in the name of cost cutting???
So whatever, too late. I'm hungry. Bring her back to the house and here she is. My box of wings.
Wait a sec... I ordered hot wings didn't I? WTF is this shit???
That's right. Wings on the left, drumsticks on the right. I had no idea they changed their product from hot wings to hot random chicken parts. And of course, to rub it in, I got 30 of these little packets.
Seeing as how gross that sauce was, I decided to try Tabasco instead.
No good. Nothing like Wing's hot sauce. Let's try mixing the 2...
No good. My hot chicken parts taste like a burrito. Really fucking pissed off.
So, does anyone know how I can replicate the sweet taste of wing's hot sauce packets at home? I can't even enjoy these fuckers right now. To top it off, they're not even hot temperature wise, might as well call 'em KFC warm random chicken parts.