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    Default $#!t girls say

    yeah, didn't miss any at all lol


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    When lazy let idle.

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    rofl!

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    TRUTH: it's the new hate speech.
    In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - Orwell

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    “I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?” -Jeremy Clarkson

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    Lol! This guy has the female anatomy down to a Point!
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    Originally posted by mugensix
    Lol! This guy has the female anatomy down to a Point!
    You mean... like... he has tits?

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    Originally posted by mugensix
    Lol! This guy has the female anatomy down to a Point!
    What?

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    -edit-
    Last edited by jwslam; 12-13-2011 at 08:12 PM.

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    lol so so true.

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    Lol. He forgot one though. "What time is it?" while putting on make-up
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    Came back to ogle 2Legit2Quit wife's buns...
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    They're certainly big, but I don't know if they are the BEST I've tasted.

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    Awesome!

    Although I think the best scenario was missed:

    She's looking through some clothes at a department store, and keeps asking you how you like this and that. You nod accordingly, but your real nod is as you glance around for the "husbands chair".

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    Originally posted by Kloubek


    You mean... like... he has tits?
    hhaha

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    He forgot - With tears - "It just doesn't make sense!"

    Christ women, ok I get it you have small brains, we only use 10 % of ours, use 50% of yours.

    "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age."

    -H.P. Lovecraft

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    not as good as the first but i've heard a few of them just this past week lol, the chips one specifically


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