Approximately 1755 hours, January 23, 2012.
Was walking out of the Superstore, parked at the end of the middle row (where the cart return is in front of the big SUPERSTORE sign on the building). Hear a fart-can enabled vehicle puttering down the road that divides the store from the parking lot. He turns the corner into my lane, where I am walking close in (within half a meter) of the backs of the parked vehicles. I am almost to my car at the end of the lane.
All of a sudden, I hear a drop-shift and the gunning of an engine. Whip my head around, see nothing but headlights, leap sideways between two cars and feel the drivers side mirror smack my back and my leg bouce off his fender/door. He pulls a handbrake turn, I don't even think he noticed he hit me, and peels out down the middle lane and off onto the road, where he barely avoids being hit by a truck and then roars off towards Deerfoot like a douche.
I did call the police and gave the details, waited for them to arrive and gave a statement at the spot where I was hit. Ambulance was called at their discretion "just to be sure," was cleared okay by the paramedic. My leg is sore and my back aches a little, but there is not much I can do apart from walk it off and continue on. This post is only on the off chance, like in previous occasions on Beyond, lady luck smiles upon my fate and this assmunching cuntfarter is caught/spotted (pardon my language, I am a touch upset)
EDIT: The police did take a copy of the parking lot video surveillance, but I had a look at it over their shoulders and it happened so far from the store that all you see is one pixel smacking another pixel then doing a pretty awful slide around a corner while the other pixel leaps to its feet and yells bloody murder after the douchenozzle.
Details:
-1993-1997 generation red Civic Hatch (EG? EK? The ones that are all rounded and happy from the 90's). Lowered (not slammed though), fart can about 6 inches in diameter. Had xenon headlight conversion, and what sounded like a CAI (yes, I know I am describing about 3/4 of the Honda Civics in Calgary). BBS or imitation BBS GT wheels, gold colored, Y-spokes design.
-License plate HKA-###. And I'm not sure about the HKA, as the damned thing was CRUSTED in road grime from roof to road, including the license plate. Also not sure if it's a 3 or 4 number plate. As I said, dark + crusted in dirt = not so good for visibility
-Driver was approximately 20-25 years old, caucasian with either acne or very damned big freckles, had frosted blonde tip dark brown/black hair, wearing an unzipped grey or white hoodie over a light colored (like yellow or white) shirt. Looked to be about 160 lbs and I would guess 5'6" to 5'8" Was also wearing what looked to some kind of metal necklace, probably silver. EDIT: Also, narrow face with a hawkish nose, I think.