Valentine's Day Flowers

[codetrap]

Screw buying flowers. I told the wife I want a steak and a blowjob.... for breakfast.

Today on up 97 they were talking about "what do you want for valentines.." so I called in and said "a steak and a blowjob".. the DJ asked me, do you want a beer with that? My kind of DJ!

[Beyond Roses]

We did not post a thread this year because we are focusing on our wholesale business and did not become a forum sponsor. Not sure if our past few sponsorships allows us to reply this year if we do not promote the business but if you know how to reach us we have limited quantities to fill about 10 orders.

Due to extreme cold last year at this time, there were 6 customers out of the 85+ orders we filled whose roses had issues due to frost exposure. Those roses were all replaced at no cost and we received very positive feedback from the majority.

Thank you.

Rage/Kenny: please advise if any issues.

[KRZY403]

Originally posted by BigShow


The quality was absolute shit

[Beyond Roses]

Originally posted by Beyond Roses
Due to extreme cold last year at this time, there were 6 customers out of the 85+ orders we filled whose roses had issues due to frost exposure. Those roses were all replaced at no cost and we received very positive feedback from the majority.

[Beyond Roses]

Glad to report that forum sponsorship has worked out with Kenny's blessing.

12 long stem premium roses complete with greens and baby's breath, hand wrapped in floral boutique style with cellophane (NOT sleeved Safeway style) and finished off with a large red bow. Price includes delivery on Valentine's day within the city of Calgary.

$59.95 + GST

PM orders. Quality guaranteed.

EDIT: These are actual product shots of a sample order prepared today:

[Beyond Roses]

We have received higher demand from returning Beyonders than we expected so we were able to secure some extra roses to fill last minute orders. We will be taking orders until about 2pm tomorrow.

Big thanks to Little Dragon for posting these pictures after receiving his delivery a few years ago:

Originally posted by Little Dragon


They should look like these:







By the way, I must say these are the reddest and freshest roses I have ever seen! They look even better in real life.
Those pictures were taken by my gf without any enhancing or editing.

Thanks again Beyond Roses. Looking forward to next year!

[2002civic]

pm'd

[Beyond Roses]

All PMs have been replied.

[hurrdurr]

PM'd

[Talies R]

Can you goto any florist today and get roses? or did you have to pre-order?

[pf0sh0]

pm'd

[wardpr68]

God bless my girlfriend and her understanding of why I think Valentines day is completely lame.

[WhippWhapp]

Neither I or my wife had complaints with the product in the past, and I'm sure this year will be the same.

[Beyond Roses]

Please be advised that due to the weather and road conditions, our drivers are behind schedule and some are having to take detours. All deliveries will be made today though.

Thank you.

[finboy]

Pm

[codetrap]

PM'd as well. Why not score some brownie points.

[hurrdurr]

money sent - hope delivery can be done before 4PM or im hooped LOL

[Beyond Roses]

All PMs replied.

EDIT: WE ARE SOLD OUT.

All confirmed orders will be delivered.

Thank you Beyond.ca members for your business!


Care and handling of roses:

1) Remove all folliage (leaves) below the waterline.

2) Cut an inch off the stems at an angle and place them immediately in a clean vase filled with warm water.

3) Should be less than one second between cutting stems and placing in vase.

4) Change water daily; re-cut stems every 2nd or 3rd day to keep fresh.

[ExtraSlow]

Wife got hers at her office. I haven't seen them, but she said all her coworkers are jealous and that they are excellent.
That's good enough for me.

[Eleanor]

Originally posted by wardpr68
God bless my girlfriend and her understanding of why I think Valentines day is completely lame.

My GF would kill me if I bought her roses