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    Exclamation :: Random Quotes Thread ::

    "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

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    "Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."

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    "if your happy and you know it clap your hands"

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    "nice shoes wanna fu*%"

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    "Real men drive pink cars."

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    "You know the look that women get when they want to have sex? Yea neither do I."

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    "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

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    "Sex is like a card game, if you dont have a partner, you better have a good hand."

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    "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
    "Its because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everyone does everything."

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    "Excuse me. I have a date with a supermodel. Are these all the condoms you have?" - Al Bundy!

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    "Go big or go home"-CIVIC LOVER

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    "This is ghey"
    Originally posted by Ridelikeme

    preludes are definately not slow.. they are the corvettes of the honda 4cylinder world..they float

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    "Hate to have you go, but love to watch leave"
    Damn +44411's

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    "if you dont like it keep your oppinionated mouth shut and dont post"

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    Originally posted by RX-7_TWINTURBO
    "if you dont like it keep your oppinionated mouth shut and dont post"

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    "Man with hand on pocket feel cocky all day."

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    "man who goes to bed with itchy balls wakes up with stinky hand"

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    Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school

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    Last edited by ManHunter; 09-16-2002 at 08:22 PM.
    On a clear disk, you can seek forever...

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    The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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