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Originally posted by Ridelikeme
preludes are definately not slow.. they are the corvettes of the honda 4cylinder world..they float
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Damn +44411's
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Originally posted by RX-7_TWINTURBO
"if you dont like it keep your oppinionated mouth shut and dont post"
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