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Originally posted by max_boost
So complicated.
Gonna start hitting on the ladies that come through my work place and why not, I could just come across as friendly or creepy. Good practice anyhow.
Derailing threads ftw.
Hit them up with this line... "So my twin brother is having a really tough time since he left his ex, can I have him call you?"
Answer:
Yes: SCORE!
No: Since it's your "twin brother", they won't be creeped out, and will continue ordering from your restaurant
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Originally posted by FraserB
Too bad they'll all be asking you to pick them up at their high school before your date.
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Originally posted by ercchry
even easier actually...
this is the magic line... ready?
"i have my own place"
...panties drop
I am user #49Originally posted by rage2
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100
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^ i thought max just slept in the back of the restaurant? guess your gonna have to try some other line.. the twin one might work... actually ima try that sometime when im drunk, with some random
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i thought he lived in his 997? "you can sleep in your car, but you cant race your house"
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If max starts nailing chicks in the restaurant, I'm going to stop ordering lol.Originally posted by ercchry
even easier actually...
this is the magic line... ready?
"i have my own place"
...panties drop
See Crank. See Crank Walk. Walk Crank Walk.
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Originally posted by FraserB
If max starts nailing chicks in the restaurant, I'm going to stop ordering lol.
Hes working for "just the tip"
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We need that one user who owned that lambo and was dating the 17 year old to chime in.Originally posted by FraserB
Too bad they'll all be asking you to pick them up at their high school before your date.
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lol! me too!Originally posted by FraserB
If max starts nailing chicks in the restaurant, I'm going to stop ordering lol.
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haha, that guy was great, then he made news speeding down deerfoot and the thread blew up.Originally posted by Maybelater
We need that one user who owned that lambo and was dating the 17 year old to chime in.
Originally posted by Modelexis
If I have questions about my phone bill, I don't post it on beyond, I call telus.
the crap you find when you dig through ask leoOriginally posted by D911
worst part is definitely when the dudes smacking it with his dick like that inside out anus owes his dick some money.
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I'm at republik not lying cause fb friends can vouch for it. Just saying! Hahaha
I am user #49Originally posted by rage2
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100
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Yep, free rent in exchange for cleaning their house, I buy my own food and everything else generally, and I have a place being built.Originally posted by cjblair
Don't you live with your parents, and drive a BMW?
I have a friend who is 19 years old, drives a $56000 Corvette Z06, lives at home and has no plans to do anything other than enjoy his Z06.
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^^and people wonder about the decline of pride of achievment in the younger generation
When I made $50k a year I thought that was perfect, when I made $60k a year I thought I was rolling in it...now I don't think I could survive on less than what my wife and I make now (which is of course not true, of course we could survive on a lot less, we just wouldn't be able to do all the things we love doing)
Originally posted by HeavyD
you know you are making the right decision if Toma opposes it.
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He's 19 lol let him enjoy it.
It's life and not everyone is going to grow up, move out, settle down at the same time. There is no standard.
EXCEPT! $75k is the magic number for happiness!
I am user #49Originally posted by rage2
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100
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All in all I have to say for myself being 21, owning a fairly new BMW, having a place built and no real other debt I'm doing pretty good.
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I hope this thread doesn't turn into a dick measuring contest because I was actually interested in what people had to say about supe's original question. But the thread is derailed anyways so..
I'll agree with this!Originally posted by ExtraSlow
It's not a static number. As long as your income increases faster than your expectations, you are "comfortable."
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This is how I know we are able to live comfortably with our income...
Last week I gave my father-in-law shit for buying the store brand processed cheese slices. If I want fucking Kraft singles, I am going get fucking Kraft singles.
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You know you've made it when...Originally posted by Penis McNickels
This is how I know we are able to live comfortably with our income...
Last week I gave my father-in-law shit for buying the store brand processed cheese slices. If I want fucking Kraft singles, I am going get fucking Kraft singles.
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I expect process cheese on fast food, it never makes it into my kitchen.Originally posted by badatusrnames
You know you've made it when...
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Just like someone said earlier the more you make the more you spend. Comfort is dependent on your own idea of how you want to live.
Back ten years ago if somebody would have said to me I would be married with a combined income of about 200k I would have thought I won the damn lottery but really that isnt that much for how I spend money
Good thing we have toned it down a bit and it is comfortable. 250K in Calgary would be our magic number but we could continue at our current rate and be more than fine
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