These plumbing stories, LoL!
I used to know a guy who was a building contractor. White Canadian, born here, English as a first language. He had a tool box labeled "PLUMMING" and even better, he actually mis-spelled the name of his own business on the sign he made for his truck! It said Contracing instead of Contracting!!
What a miserable, 400-pound, shaved ape that guy was. I had forgotten about him. LoL!!