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    Default How many shoes does your woman own?

    Just curious.

    I know it's the age old joke about girls, but I always tell my mrs. she has too many f'ing shoes. I just counted 26 pairs in the hall closet (including winter boots) , and I know she has at least a dozen more in other closets throughout the house.
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    50+ I could care less, as long as they are organized and out the fuckin way.
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    a-fucking-lot.

    me? 5 pairs.
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    Girls only need one pair - to get the hell out with after.
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    Hmm.. Good question. I really dont have an exact number but I would say about 20-ish and she just bought 2 more yesterday..
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    I own 25, but only wear like 3 pair per season lol.


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    Originally posted by clemmy26
    50+ I could care less, as long as they are organized and out the fuckin way.
    That's my problem with her quantity though. They are NEVER organized, and NEVER out of the way I was counting because I put away 6 pairs scattered at the front door, and 3 pairs from the back.
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    How many pairs of shoes does your woman own, and what would happen if you threw them all out?
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    Under twenty pairs, but they are fucking everywhere. I shit you not, a pair she last wore to a Christmas party is still around my back door.
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    Default Re: How many shoes does your woman own?

    Originally posted by Tik-Tok
    Just curious.

    I know it's the age old joke about girls, but I always tell my mrs. she has too many f'ing shoes. I just counted 26 pairs in the hall closet (including winter boots) , and I know she has at least a dozen more in other closets throughout the house.
    Dont forget to count the ones she has in the trunk, rear/front floors of her car.

    My wife has a couple pairs in my truck and probably at least 3 pairs in her car.

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    Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
    Girls only need one pair - to get the hell out with after.
    Have there every been female shoes in your apartment?

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    She just told me 80
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    3 pairs. She's a keeper.
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    Interesting.

    I was at her place and looked inside the closet and counted (just cause) haha but she has a roommate so I'm not sure how many are actually hers.
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    Originally posted by rage2
    3 pairs. She's a keeper.
    Mine has 4, looks like she might be a keeper too...
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    Originally posted by clemmy26


    Have there every been female shoes in your apartment?
    What's an apartment?
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    30 plus or 2 for every 1 I have. As long as the 2/1 ratio stays the same our marriage is safe. Lol

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    All I know is she has less than me...
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    i dont have a girl anymore but when i did she had around 20 pairs of shoes i recon, i have probably 15-20 pairs myself haha, i have differant shoes that match each hat i wear... gotta color cordinate!

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