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    This never happened, right...?

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    Take that to toilet
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    You'll regret this later

    I was inside you (creepily faced)

    What's my name bitch

    Choo, choo(motion pulling a train whistle). Now leave.

    Awww, skeet, skeet, skeet!

    I'm Rick James bitch.

    Best you ever had.

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    Next ride in ten

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    i'm playing black ops.

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    2 days ago i put on 'footloose' and fistpumped the air

    last night i put on 'i just had sex' by lonely island

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    I have to poop

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    17 lbs worth there.


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    hope that heals up



    Think you'll walk right?

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    Originally posted by Dumbass17
    2 days ago i put on 'footloose' and fistpumped the air

    last night i put on 'i just had sex' by lonely island
    You suck at this.

    I'm not surprised though.

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    that was functionally adequate

    wrong's a relative term

    my end reached me

    fly solo I'm done

    ain't gonna suck itself

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    Where's the tissue box.

    Clean the mess now

    Why did you stop?

    Stop stop stop stoppp!

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    Stop licking my face...

    (Sadly, this is a true story )
    Originally posted by rage2 in 2002
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    Bacon-tomato sandwich, bitch.

    Doesn't matter, had sex

    did you come? meh

    Sorry about the eye

    right in the bellybutton

    why's your dog stare?

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