So someone out there has the same name as me, and has already registered [first].[last]@gmail.com.
I just sent him and email signaling my interest to buy the email address from him. I have no clue where this guy lives, who knows maybe he's living in a 3rd/2nd world country and it wouldn't take much to buy him out...
Anyway, assuming he does agree, is there some sort of escrow service I can use to make sure he doesn't just take my money and tell me to fuck off?