How to get into Costco without membership card ??

[XXXXXX]

Afternoon. I need some water from Costco but don't have a membership. I understand I can sign up for one but that sounds like a lot of work. The only plan that I could really think of to get past the door people would be to plant c4 near the rear doors and set them off as I'm walking into the store which would give me enough time to sneak past the front door people so I can get my water.

Anyone have any other ideas ?

Can anyone get me my water ??

[Numi]

Its like what 50$ per year for a membership if that.
Stop being a cheap ass.

[XXXXXX]

Originally posted by Numi
Its like what 50$ per year for a membership if that.
Stop being a cheap ass.

50 dorrah ?!?!!? Not everyone has that kind of money..

[syb65]

well, if u can afford the c4 and the legwork of rigging it up, i think u should have time to sign up and paid for the c4. and even if u did get through the door the first time, u still need the card to pay for your water, unless u want another c4 *poof* disappearing act.

[Tik-Tok]

You can walk right in easy enough through the exit, you won't be able to purchase anything without a card though.

[XXXXXX]

Well I was also thinking about getting a budget friendly jet for the day (20,000.00$) and parachuting down onto the roof and sneaking my way in and out like that.

Just don't wanna have to pay those outrageous costs for a membership.

It's like they think we're all millionaires or something !!

50 loonies !!!!!!!!!!!

@ Mr tik tok guy - Where's your avatar ?

[5fivespeed]

You have an R33... but not $50 for a Costco membership?

[XXXXXX]

Its not the car, it means R I have is 33 dorrahs - Not enough for membership.

[amear]

You seem to be the next Beyond Troll

[XXXXXX]

Originally posted by amear
You seem to be the next Beyond Troll

Good job !! Almost want to give you a cookie for your discovery

[amear]

Originally posted by XXXXXX


Good job !! Almost want to give you a cookie for your discovery

Thanks, but no thanks. I dont want a fucking cookie

[XXXXXX]

Infact I could almost go for some cookies right meow, but cant even get into Costco............................................................/\\

Amear your getting a cookie whether you like it or not !!

Same with you tik tok !!

EVERYONES GETTING A COOKIE ON ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XXXXXX]

I never get why people on eBay bid the item high while there's still like a week left..

[dirtysamwich]

I like this guy

[XXXXXX]

Originally posted by dirtysamwich
I like this guy

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by XXXXXX

@ Mr tik tok guy - Where's your avatar ?

Must have left it in my other pants.

[XXXXXX]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok


Must have left it in my other pants.

[sr20s14zenki]

At least this troll is entertaining....

[NoMoreG35]

Even if u get in, u won't be able to buy anything without a Costco card. U can get in from the exit to buy hot dogs and shit without having a Costco card though.

[sputnik]

Originally posted by XXXXXX
50 dorrah ?!?!!? Not everyone has that kind of money..