My Anti Salesmen Spiders

[rookie101]

I have a couple huge jewel spiders in the corner by my front door. One is roughly the size of a quarter, and the other almost a toonie. The funny thing is we haven't had a salesmen since they made themselves known.

I'm not sure on the lifespan of these guys in Canada, but we had a couple large ones in the same spot last summer, but no where near the size of these ones, so I'm wondering if they can make it through our winters and just keep getting bigger????

They're a little creepy right by the front door, but I figure they're keeping the house pest free (bug and people) so I'm just going to see how big they can get.

[vengie]

I'd burn my house down... Legit, fuck spiders.

[rookie101]

Originally posted by vengie
I'd burn my house down... Legit, fuck spiders.

They're totally harmless so I'm not too worried about them. My wife has even named the bigger one Tara (tarantula)!

[pf0sh0]

I would have murdered that thing immediately.

[Graham_A_M]

^ Yeah, I'd use a propane powered torch, either that or a rubber mallet and give it a quick impromptu meeting with an adjacent wall.

Fuck I hate spiders...

[codetrap]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M
^ Yeah, I'd use a propane powered torch, either that or a rubber mallet and give it a quick impromptu meeting with an adjacent wall.

Fuck I hate spiders...

What's the last thing that went through it's mind? It's ass...


I trained the dog to hunt and eat spiders.

[shakalaka]

I don't care for spiders nor am I afraid of them but those bitches would've been offed the first time I saw them!

[Unknown303]

I'd probably pick one up to see what it's like having it walk on my hand...

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by codetrap
What's the last thing that went through it's mind? It's ass...


I trained the dog to hunt and eat spiders.

Codetrap - Dog whisperer of the decade. Excuse me while I erect a shrine to you.

[msommers]

[codetrap]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M
Codetrap - Dog whisperer of the decade. Excuse me while I erect a shrine to you.

It was my wife's idea, and I went along with it because of the wonderful disgusted faces the dog makes when she eats them. Get's me every time.

[ExtraSlow]

You start by feeling them the guys from Direct Energy . . .

[Vagabond142]

[Seth1968]

^ Holy shit. That's just not right. lol

[zieg]

Originally posted by Vagabond142

Not nearly fast enough. I'd be more like


NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[heavyfuel]

Spiders and dragonflies eat other bugs that are way more annoying and harmful. I always leave spiders alone. Wish I knew how to genetically modify a spider to make it big enough to eat door to door salespeople tho

[Kloubek]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M
^ Yeah, I'd use a propane powered torch

That's exactly what I did. I had a spider living inside the side view mirror mount of my Jeep, which has an open bottom. I just burned the sucker outta there. (And yes, I was careful not to damage the vehicle)

[DENZILDON]

Growing up in Manila we looked for spiders and get them to fight.


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[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by msommers

Off topic, but Cracked is so stupid.

a) The flooding wasn't from a tsunami, it was from the monsoon, and
b) It happened in Pakistan, not Japan.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...an-floods.html
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...er-trees-webs/

[msommers]

Damnit!