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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror View Post
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    Tesla is down 4.5% today. Which one of you unlucky fucks bought in and jinxed it?
    I went all in.
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    Oh snap. I, too, am all in with 2 chairs.
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    Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
    I have gone above and beyond what I should rightfully have to do to protect my good name

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror View Post
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    Tesla is down 4.5% today. Which one of you unlucky fucks bought in and jinxed it?
    You said it was too hot for me, can you let me know when it's too cool for me?
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    Cathie...Cathie's hot.
    Last edited by The_Rural_Juror; 07-09-2020 at 09:18 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror View Post
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    Cathy...Cathy's hot.
    I know but @flipstah got dibs already lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by rage2 View Post
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    Confirmed with Tesla service. Mobile service can install that for you at your home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by max_boost View Post
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    I know but @flipstah got dibs already lol
    I can’t afford Teslas so all you, lang jai


    Quote Originally Posted by Buster View Post
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    The benefit of masks is not known at this time. But we do know it is some non-trivial amount more than zero.

    We also know that the cost of mask use is, essentially, zero.

    So the cost:benefit of mask use is approaching infinity. I'll take that every time. And every time I see someone without a mask, I think they are stupid.

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    Continuing on shit that folks might not know.

    21: Tesla Insurance. Tesla has been offering insurance to their customers in some states. This is brilliant. They already have your driving history from their insane data logging meaning that good drivers will no longer have to subsidize shitty drivers' premiums - which could be bad news for the lot of you.

    22: Tesla Dojo. THIS for their AI system.

    dojo.jpg

    23: Elon is a memelord and he knows it. Short shorts sold out within hours. Cybertruck broken window t-shirts, etc. He appeals to incels, geeks and nerds who spend their youth playing Castle Wolfenstein and now earn a good living without a girlfriend to spend their money on (the anti max_boost). There are only so many Magic TG cards to buy - where else are they going to spend their money while they are saving their virginity for "the one"?

    24: They make the safest cars in the world. AI is better at avoiding accidents than people in many cases. Model 3 has won best car in its category in multiple continents.

    25: No other car company has an aftermarket blowie machine made for them. S3X sells. Follow your blue balls like you do every time your best friend brings his wife over for a bbq.

    26: More of an update on a previous point. Waymo said that they will have to rely on human engineers to drive around in their cars for several years to come. Tesla? The customers are already driving their cars for them. Tesla has probably over 2-3 billion miles of data by now. Waymo? Maybe 20 million. No one else is even close. The disparity is growing daily. Vision is superior to Waymo in most ways and doesn't require pre-mapping and geo-fencing.



    Elon talking about AI at the World Artificial Intelligence Conference yesterday. https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-elon...ic-2020-video/

    Cathie...over a year ago.




    Pointless video.



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    I can’t afford Teslas so all you, lang jai
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    Tesla the first company to reach 20 billion in shorts.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...gainst-a-stock

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    Now here comes my q lol I’m the opposite of a know it all, I’m a ask it all. Before someone suggests I google, why not ask the q, a member can flex and answer? Then someone else comes in and calls it out. Etc. Lol

    Is 20 billion in shorts a lot? How’s that relative to other shorts? Will they get Tesla this time? I swear it wasn’t that long who ppl were saying they were running out of money, musk was gonna go private etc.

    I’ve been doing nothing but watching Cathie wood videos and $6000 Tesla.

    I wanna get rich guys lol can I get a wave 2 corona market crash plz?
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    Quote Originally Posted by max_boost View Post
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    Now here comes my q lol I’m the opposite of a know it all, I’m a ask it all. Before someone suggests I google, why not ask the q, a member can flex and answer? Then someone else comes in and calls it out. Etc. Lol

    Is 20 billion in shorts a lot? How’s that relative to other shorts? Will they get Tesla this time? I swear it wasn’t that long who ppl were saying they were running out of money, musk was gonna go private etc.

    I’ve been doing nothing but watching Cathie wood videos and $6000 Tesla.

    I wanna get rich guys lol can I get a wave 2 corona market crash plz?
    I think it's around twice as large as the next largest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by max_boost View Post
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    Now here comes my q lol I’m the opposite of a know it all, I’m a ask it all. Before someone suggests I google, why not ask the q, a member can flex and answer? Then someone else comes in and calls it out. Etc. Lol

    Is 20 billion in shorts a lot? How’s that relative to other shorts? Will they get Tesla this time? I swear it wasn’t that long who ppl were saying they were running out of money, musk was gonna go private etc.

    I’ve been doing nothing but watching Cathie wood videos and $6000 Tesla.

    I wanna get rich guys lol can I get a wave 2 corona market crash plz?
    Aren't you AMZN rich already? over $3200 at open.

    Shorts could be right. Could be a historic short squeeze if they are wrong. This is going to get very interesting.

    https://electrek.co/2020/07/10/tesla...bet-bloodbath/

    To be fair, the unprecedented value of the short position is not due to increase interest in shorting Tesla, but because the value per share has also skyrocketed — closing at $1,394 TSLA per share.
    In order to “short” a stock, short sellers need to borrow shares at the current price, and they hope that can buy back at a lower value to “cover” their position.

    If the stock price increases and many short sellers decide to cover at the same time, it creates higher demand for the stock and can push it higher, which is called a “short squeeze.”

    The analyst believes that Tesla shorts have lost just over $18 billion on their bet against Tesla so far in 2020.

    Almost half of those losses happened in June and the first week of July.

    However, Dusaniwsky says that the squeeze was relatively small, with shorts buying only 1.70 million shares worth $2.32 billion to cover their positions:
    Short sellers have bought-to-cover 1.70 million shares, worth $2.32 billion, over the last month as Tesla’s stock price rose +44%. Over the last week, we saw a lull in short covering with only 98,000 shares covered which is still worth a significant $133 million. If Tesla’s stock price continues to trend upward, we expect even more short covering as mark-to-market losses accumulate. Traders can expect a squeeze on their shoulder from their controllers to trim or close out their positions as their Tesla losses breach risk limits.
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    I wanna be buster rich where I can talk freely about buying FF and whatever other supercar and ppl just reply ooo what color? Vs ummm ya .... ok. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by max_boost View Post
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    I wanna be buster rich where I can talk freely about buying FF and whatever other supercar and ppl just reply ooo what color? Vs ummm ya .... ok. Lol
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    Kulu has a grey FF but probably too basic of a trim for buster and it is *gasp* used.
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    What would Phil do?

    Also: I drive a VW Atlas and a green car2go - no rich man whips here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster View Post
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    What would Phil do?

    Also: I drive a VW Atlas and a green car2go - no rich man whips here!
    We appreciate you not flaunting at us and being one of the boys!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by max_boost View Post
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    We appreciate you not flaunting at us and being one of the boys!!
    I second that. I thought the green car2go has been sold?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror View Post
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    I second that. I thought the green car2go has been sold?
    No, I'm too lazy to advertise it. I did sell the GT though.

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