Alright, I know the Beyond demographic has changed, and quite a few of us have kids, and I know Bill Cosby isn't hosting that show anymore, so, why not share the funnies.
Only rule, you must have heard the Kid-ism first hand. I will post up a few gems heard at my house.
Heidi: You know that feeling you get when you are scared?
Me: Kinda like Butterflies in your stomach?
Heidi: I didn't eat any butterflies this morning dad!
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Me: Madison, pick a number between 1 and 10
Madison: D!
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Me: Heidi, hurry up! get your butt in gear!
Heidi: But my bum doesn't have any gears dad!
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Baygirl: Heidi, enough, just let it go.
Heidi: But I am not holding anything mom!