My oldest (and therefore my Facebook) is FULL of funny comments, his most recent (he was just about 5)...
(To my aunt)
G: "You know? My mommy has a new baby in her belly!"
Aunt: "I know! That's very exciting!"
G: "Yeah, but we don't know if it's a brother or a sister yet."
Aunt: "Which would you rather have? Another brother or a sister?"
G: "I'd rather have a cousin."
This one he was 4 and a half.
G - "You know? I thought I was married to Ava awhile ago, but it was someone else instead."
Me - "Oh?"
G - "Yeah, but I didn't know her name."
Me - "I think it's pretty hard to be married to someone when you don't know their name!"
G - "No, it was alright, when you don't know someone's name you can just call them someone else's name."
Me - "I'm just going to let you know for your dating future, girls REALLY don't like it when you call them someone else's name."
G - "Oh. ok then."
My youngest is just starting with the funny comments too, so I'm sure he'll be a smart ass just like his older brother. (he was 20 months old)
(to the neighbour who was out with her kids in the cul de sac)
C: "colour? chalk?" (hands her a piece of sidewalk chalk)
Neighbour: "Oh you want me to draw something for you? What would you like me to draw?"
C: "Puppy."
Neighbour: "Oh awesome! I can draw the best puppies!"
(Draws for a bit and proudly displays her drawing)
C: (points at it) "No. No puppy. Sheep."
Neighbour: "It is NOT a sheep! It's a puppy! Look at it!"
Guess we need to teach him his animals a bit better, it definitely looked like a puppy to me!