So I was talking to my neighbor last night. (And yes, this really was my neighbor) He was telling me how his daughter managed to put diesel in their Toyota Highlander. She started driving, and the engine lost all power so she pulled over and called her father to save the day.
He called around to a few shops, and the work required to rectify the issue varied - although they all told him they'd have to drop the gas tank to remove the diesel.
He found out (and I did not know this) that some vehicles, and supposedly many imports, have a drain nut at the bottom of the tank. So all he did is drain out the fuel, refill with the proper gas, and run the engine until the lines cleared out and it was back to normal. So all he paid was the price of new gas, and avoided the $1300 bill that at least one shop wanted him to pay.
This isn't really that entertaining of a story, I know. But I figure that eventually somebody on here will have this happen in their household and that they shouldn't necessarily freak out; sometimes it is a pretty cheap and easy fix. Diesel fuel may not run a gas engine, but apparently it shouldn't have any particularly ill effects on the engine besides that. It's just a matter of getting the diesel out, and the proper fuel back in.
That is all.
/publicserviceaanouncement