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Thread: Mad skillz or moron with horseshoe in keister?

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    Default Mad skillz or moron with horseshoe in keister?



    I'm of the "how the fuck did you not see this coming" and he's got a horse-shoe shoved firmly (possibly permanently implanted now) up his ass.

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    holy shit, i wanna see the actual footage.

    To me it looks like he was caught snoozing and didn't see the car in front braking, then tried to avoid and power through - which is smart when you're on a bike, except for the power through part i guess.

    It's always easier to dart around than it is to lock up the brakes on a bike.
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    I of in the camp of "A little of column A and a little of column B".

    Definitely lucky, but also takes skill to perform those manoeuvres.
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    A horseshoe?

    More like the whole horse shoved up his ass.
    Will fuck off, again.

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    Originally posted by spikers
    I of in the camp of "A little of column A and a little of column B".

    Definitely lucky, but also takes skill to perform those manoeuvres.
    Id say more luck then skill that the cars were positioned exactly as they were. If one was slightly over whereas his handle bars clipped a mirror or the like, it would have ended badly.

    That idiot scared the piss out of everybody he just about hit. Bravo captain dumbass, bravo.
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    Originally posted by Modelexis
    holy shit, i wanna see the actual footage.

    To me it looks like he was caught snoozing and didn't see the car in front braking, then tried to avoid and power through - which is smart when you're on a bike, except for the power through part i guess.

    It's always easier to dart around than it is to lock up the brakes on a bike.

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    Wow the youtubes is even gooder - notice how stale the yellow is - no wonder the van went - it was a red before he hit the intersection... FFS

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    That Snowcat sure can drive...
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    Originally posted by bourge73
    That Snowcat sure can drive...
    LOL

    Looks like buddy was playing around with his
    camera and forgot about the road. A lot of luck
    for sure but cool under pressure.

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    pretty lucky
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    Guy was lucky considering the coincidences of all the idiots in that clip.

    First, the car in oncoming traffic turning left at the same time, narrowly missing the pedestrian crossing the road.

    Second, the white car in the right hand lane sees the car turning left, appears to come to a complete stop instead of slowing down.

    Third, the biker for not paying attention to the white car and "powering through". He was also following at less than a 2 second space. Even though it appears like a good distance, judging by the speed they were going, 2 seconds is not much, resulting in not having enough reaction time forcing him to power through.

    Fourth, the van making a u-turn right in front of oncoming traffic.

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