...just be happy that you didn't get your cock chopped off by gypsies.....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-surgery.html
'It may be possible to make a phallus – rather like that created in gender reassignment surgery.
'Here, tissue expanders can be used to create a flap of tissue that can be rolled into a phallus. The urethra would also have to be reconstructed.'