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    FUCK!!! so last nite i decided to be a fishmonger and i had shrimp flavored noodles in a chicken broth soup with a ton of fish balls i had picked up at t+t. just cuz i wanted to know what it would be like, i stirred an egg into the soup too (yea weird i know)

    anyway, at about 2 when im going to bed, i get a slight ache in the intestines, but i thought, "it aint no thang, itll be gone in the morning" and i went to bed. woke up around 7 with a horrible pain and spent like 20 minutes spraying poop into the toilet. fuck!! i almost became religious right then and there cuz of the pain! if it kept up any longer, i woulda started reciting prayers that i still have memorized! luckily, the pain kinda went away, and i went back to bed. woke up again at 11, and of course, there was an encore from the wet n' brown...

    but with that said, im feelin good now!! let this be a warning!! its not good for your intestines to eat aforementioned food in that combo!

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    Holy Shit...(pun intended) Wet n' Brown....
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    Jeff, I love how open and honest you are with the Beyond.ca community, offering your opinions, and anecdotes...But man there are things you just HAVE to keep to yourself...

    Namely, your "Wet n' Brown" expiriences...

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    Thanks for that! haha But like Zorro said, just reading it is enought to make me sick! Good luck with that buddy haha

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    dude i think its just the fish balls that were bad LOL

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    hahaha jeff... all this talk about making bachlor food made you experiment a lil' more then u should have!! looks like the "wet n' brown" fairy was all about u last 2nite!!!

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    Did you cook the egg? if not, then that's your friend salmonella coming for a visit.

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    hm the egg was cooked tho

    maybe it was the chocolate milk

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    chocolate milk and fish balls??? WTF?

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    chocolate milk and fish balls??? WTF?

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    As if you could try to NOT be a fishmonger. Chew.

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    that combo should be okay...probably bad fishballs. i'm scared of fishballs too now.

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    It happened again...fish balls followed by the wet n' brown. I found this thread with google.
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    thanks to thanksgiving i've laid 3 huge deuces this morning. im talking 2-3 flushes per

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    GTS Jeff back in full form w/ fish balls

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    am i the only one that thinks that food sounded delicious?

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    Haha, the perfect way to mark GTS Jeff's return.

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