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    Default Top 10 douche bag cars

    So another Beyond thread got me a thinking and seeing as this is sort of a car place, I'd thought I'd put this out there...

    What would be your top 10 list of douche bag cars?

    My top 10 list and it's an evolving list...
    [list=1][*]BMW 3 series or variants thereof[*]Audi - pretty much all varieties is seems[*]Pretty much any lowered or fart canned Honda driven by a pimply faced younger guy[*]Cobalts driven by above same kids[*]Any lifted domestic 4X4 driven by most testosterone-pumped goofs[*]Any domestic 4X4 that regularly rolls coal[*]Any newer Mustang driven by same testosterone-pumped goofs[*]Gangster modded 300's, Caddys and the like[*]VW Jettas[*]Acura Integras or derivatives[/list=1]
    Now some of you will probably get very vehicle/model specific because you're just that good.

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    1. Nissans - Silvias, GTRs, Pulsars
    2. JDM Subarus
    3. Honda Civic EG Coupe
    4.Lifted Trucks with low profile tires
    5. SRT4 Neons
    6. Mustangs
    7. Chry 300
    8. Camaro
    9. M3.. Haha!
    10. GTi

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    I would be more specific: #1 spot: Young dipshit driving his "Hemi" Dodge 4X4 at 140kms down Stoney Trail every morning tailgating or weaving through traffic.
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    1-10. Any office warrior hauling their briefcase, driving the biggest pickup possible to downtown every morning, bloating up parking lots so barely anybody can fit between them. Ford F150s, Nissan Armadas etc.

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    yay, my car isn't on the list. however, i probably wouldve bought a fart can honda, an integra or a nissa silva in an alternative universe

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    1. RHD JDM anything.
    2. Mercedes C63 AMG, obviously.
    3. Rangerover Supercharged
    4. M3
    5. S4
    6. Any Corvette/Viper
    7. Maserati Grancabrio (I only know 1 guy who has one, but he definitely qualifies.)

    ...I'm sure more will come to me later.

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    #1 C63 AMG's... biggest douche's of all time
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    i guess im not a douchebag anymore

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    1. Subaru WRX STI - Double points if modified
    2. 2005 or earlier Honda Civic - same as above
    3. Range Rover Sport Supercharged - Triple points if brown
    4. Slammed VW's
    5. Visually Modified BMW's
    6. 3/4 Ton Trucks
    7. Nissan Z's
    8. New style Dodge Charger
    9. Anything with a audible BOV
    10. Shelby GT500's

    I will note that I do not generally like painting with such a wide brush and write off owners of certain cars. Mods definitely set me off if you haven't noticed from above.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    I'll add a few for now (no order):

    -Anything with shitty ass HID's, fucking blinding lights
    -Coal rollers/lifted ass diesels, especially with LED lights bars and such
    -loud ass motorcycles (i know list is cars)
    -insane BOV's
    ......

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    1) Nissan "JDM" drivers.
    2) The rest of JDM drivers..
    3) Trucks.
    4) Old Hondas
    5) Evos
    6) STi's
    7) VW's
    8) Cobalts/Neons
    9) Hyundai Genesis drivers
    10) 300's
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    #1 - BMW's
    #2 - Hummer H2's that haven't been bought up by soccer moms
    #3 - Ford Raptor
    #4 - Lifted trucks (+1 for lifted diesel)
    #5 - Motorcycle's driven by < 30 crowd
    #6 - Mustangs
    #7 - Porsche Panamera - congrats on buying the ugliest car on the market
    #8 - City buses
    #9 - Cadillac SUV's
    #10 - Lifted Jeeps with no doors/top driven by shirtless dudes on 17th Ave

    Couple were a stretch because once I started thinking about BMW drivers the rest of them seemed like decent people.

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    My top 9 douchebag car list.

    1. BMW E60 M5 mega douche level
    2. BMW E46 M3
    3. Dodge Neon, Cobalt ss, Cavalier with fart cannons
    4. 240sx and RHD silvia/180sx owners with stupid exhausts that stick upward.
    5. Rusted out hondas with muffler delete and 80 wheel torque
    6. lifted 4x4
    7. RHD JDM subaru's
    8. Dodge Challenger
    9. Hummer

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    Originally posted by killramos
    7. Nissan Z's
    Their Infiniti counterparts I find are the more douchey ones. A G coupe driver is the worst kind of human being Not all, but the vast majority.

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    In my experience @ 17th ave, Audi is more driven by trophy wives than douchbags.

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    Cab drivers.

    That is all.

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    This post makes me sad hahah... I've owned most of the vehicles on these lists.
    Current vehicle: 2006 BMW 330XI & 2007 R1

    Previous Vehicles: 2007 R6 - 2006 Acura TSX 6MT - 2008 BMW 328XI - 2007 Infiniti G35 6MT - 2009 BMW 335i X-drive - 2003 Infiniti G35 - 2004 R6 - 2007 Slammed VW R -2003 BMW 330I -1992 Nissan Skyline GTS-T -2002 Ford Mustang -1985 Caddy Eldorado -'87 Dodge Daytona Shelby Z Mitsu Turbo -1996 Mitsubishi Evo IV GSR -2004 Dodge Dakota SLT+ -2003 Subaru WRX -2000 BMW 740i -1995 Nissan Skyline GTS25-T (Stock RB25) -1990 Nissan Sil40 (KA24DE) -1989 Toyota Supra Turbo (JDM 7M-GTE) -2004 Nissan Sentra SE-R Spec V -1997 GMC Sierra 1500 (350 6" lift) -1989 Nissan 240SX SE (KA24E '93 body style) -1995 Acura Integra LE (Worst car I ever owned) -1995 Acura Integra Type R (B18B1 prepped for turbo, but never turbo'd)

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    Originally posted by BigMass
    1-10. Any office warrior hauling their briefcase, driving the biggest pickup possible to downtown every morning, bloating up parking lots so barely anybody can fit between them. Ford F150s, Nissan Armadas etc.
    Guilty as charged, but consider that some of us office warriors have legit reasons for the trucks. Mine is my company truck used 50% of the time to travel up north to beat up and down lease roads, and the other 50% of the time to travel to my clients downtown. My 1 person company can't justify a second car for in town work just to make parking easier, nor will I use my personal vehicle to visit client sites. With all the O&G people in the core, I doubt I'm the only one in this position.

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    1. Diesel Trucks
    2. Diesel Trucks
    3. Diesel Trucks
    4. Diesel Trucks
    5. Diesel Trucks
    6. MB/BMW convertibles
    7. Stangs
    8. It's got a Hemi
    Originally posted by rage2
    Of course, a perfectly good explanation is boring, so the answer is, it's fucking voodoo.

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    "Anybody on the road that is not me."


    This is the vibe I am getting from this thread.

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