Pet Peeves That Shouldn't Be Pet Peeves

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

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When you hurt yourself and someone IMMEDIATELY says "are you okay"?

At least give me a chance to get out a few cus words and throw my hammer across the yard after hitting myself in the finger for the third time before asking me if I am okay because in this very second I am not.

Hey man are you ok?

[JRSC00LUDE]

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Hey man are you ok?

Clearly he is not.

[killramos]

Did they have to amputate?

[JRSC00LUDE]

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Did they have to amputate?

Between that finger amputation and all the funny bones in the Maui thread it's been a tough year. #thoughtsandprayersforbeyond

[ThePenIsMightier]

Dudes who choose to shit in the stalls that have 1.5" gap in the door seam. Why would you not choose the several other stalls where the door functions as a door?

I can't twist my neck far enough when I'm drying my hands near the sink to avoid seeing your fat fuckedness squatting there dropping logs.

[ExtraSlow]

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Dudes who choose to shit in the stalls that have 1.5" gap in the door seam. Why would you not choose the several other stalls where the door functions as a door?

I can't twist my neck far enough when I'm drying my hands near the sink to avoid seeing your fat fuckedness squatting there dropping logs.

Its a subtle, but effective show of dominance to not hide your defecations from the office.

[Swank]

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I can't twist my neck far enough when I'm drying my hands near the sink to avoid seeing your fat fuckedness squatting there dropping logs.

If you need to keep your eyes open to dry your hands then you should be getting coloring books for Christmas.

[SKR]

I wouldn't be able to prove it but I'm confident I've never dried my hands with my eyes closed.

[ExtraSlow]

What's weirder? Drying your hands with your eyes closed or assuming someone else should?

[ThePenIsMightier]

Sweet burn, tho.

[Swank]

I guess I didn't understand why if you didn't wanna see someone poop you wouldn't just close your eyes.

[Tik-Tok]

I guess that's why this is in the "shouldn't be peeves" thread.

[suntan]

I dry my eyes with my hands closed.

[Swank]

What have I created?!? #zeroregerts

[schurchill39]

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Hey man are you ok?

Thankfully no one was around to ask me if I was okay when I blew the tip of my finger up the next day. Then I would have been in pain plus angry at that silly question as I try not to get blood everywhere.

[brucebanner]

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Thankfully no one was around to ask me if I was okay when I blew the tip of my finger up the next day. Then I would have been in pain plus angry at that silly question as I try not to get blood everywhere.

They must call you lightening when using a hammer...



















Never strike the same spot twice

[ThePenIsMightier]

This is like T-ball, but I'm still a bit on eggshells trying to mend fences with my good friend Churchill, because I jumped FAR over a line awhile ago.
But seriously, can someone else not pick up the ball, here?

Blowing. Finger. Wife?
It's right there.

[schurchill39]

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This is like T-ball, but I'm still a bit on eggshells trying to mend fences with my good friend Churchill, because I jumped FAR over a line awhile ago.
But seriously, can someone else not pick up the ball, here?

Blowing. Finger. Wife?
It's right there.

The only fingers my wife cares about were not harmed in any of my construction endevors.

[killramos]

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The only fingers my wife cares about were not harmed in any of my construction endevors.

So… Chicken fingers?

[ExtraSlow]

She's all about the tendies.