I made business cards to hand out to bad parkers

[Kobe]

So call me immature, stupid, retarded but after being gone from Calgary for 16 months and coming back and seeing people park like complete morons all over the place, I decided to make some business cards to hand out.


At first I made 500 but then they said I could get 500 more for another $9 so I got 1,000 of them. (Came to roughly $40 shipped for 1000 of them)


Here is a couple photos of them:



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I will never use all the cards I bought so if anyone wants a few feel free to pick them up from me. (I'm in Skyivew Ranch) or I can give you the .pdf template I used for Vistaprint and you can make some yourself..


They gave me a promo code "Thanks20" that gives you 20% OFF at checkout


The website is not mine, not even sure if Valid, I wanted to give a link to AMA but I didn't want to get in trouble for copyright or whatever, so I took it out..

[dj_rice]

[spikerS]

I want to make stickers, with the writing on the same side as the glue, and then stick them to windshields or driver's side door windows, and make them hard to remove.

basically like those bright orange violation stickers they put on abandon vehicles you see on the side of the roads or deerfoot.

[Kobe]

AHAHHAHAHAH i love that idea, I might have to make those as well..

[HiTempguy1]

You know, I got one of those once in Edmonton, but it was for some really dumb reason.

My simple suggestion is to only use them on real assholes/idiots. If you put them on people that aren't perfectly centered in the stall, they'll just laugh at it.

I know I sure did haha

[Mibz]

Pretty sure everybody had to pay for their license :P

[davidI]

Originally posted by Kobe

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I love the idea man and I'm sorry but I had to laugh at the grammar mistake (cars should be car's) right under the statement about being an idiot.

[Kobe]

hahaha David.. FML

I haven't actually given one out yet. I did give a bunch of cards 2 random people though, gave some to our waitress at 1410.. hahaha

Will def try to put some on cars that are badly parked for sure..

[Hallowed_point]

Holy..I want a stack of those cards! Good job amigo

[heavyfuel]

Wow... free time much? When I'm bored I'm going to drive to Skyview, purposely park like a douche and hang around closeby.

[Kobe]

Originally posted by heavyfuel
Wow... free time much? When I'm bored I'm going to drive to Skyview, purposely park like a douche and hang around closeby.

Well sometimes when your trying to play and wait 45 minutes for a game at off-peak hours you do get bored and make random photoshops


I guess if you you must have some nice free time as well if you want to go to Skyview and park like a douche to get a car..

[jazzyb]

This is the lamest thing ever. Whoever has time for this crap should really re-evaluate their priorities and life.

[Hallowed_point]

If I have to take the time to hunt for a stall due to a dickhead in a truck parking sideways across 4 stalls (regular pickup not hauling a trailer!) I'll gladly take 10 seconds out of my day to post a card on the windshield. I'd like the sticky ones that rip when you try and pull it off the windshield. As was stated, I would only use it for extreme cases. Like dicks that park in handi stalls with no permit with an idlling diesel

[speedog]

Link - print, cut, distribute as need be. Maybe not the most politically correct these days but the point is not lost on most.

[DeeK]

Originally posted by jazzyb
This is the lamest thing ever. Whoever has time for this crap should really re-evaluate their priorities and life.

Says the person that has time to browse a forum and took the time to voice his opinion on a silly time wasting matter.

[Canmorite]

You're back in Calgary?!

I could use a few of these.

[Kobe]

Originally posted by jazzyb
This is the lamest thing ever. Whoever has time for this crap should really re-evaluate their priorities and life.

You're right I do need to re-evaluate my life, was planning on spending 6 months in Europe and I spent 16 months and just got back into Calgary. How long do I plan on staying here again? Not really sure to be honest, might be a month might be 6 months.

I've come back since I have a couple wedding to attend and they wouldn't allow me to renew my lease month to month in Europe.

I guess I don't really have priorities in life since I get to have a lot of free time, and looking at your posts (This is me with my free time right now sitting in my chair at home) I see you are just a huge troll so I will end with that.


However if you do ever want me to keep busy and get my priorities straight you should play me heads-up in poker (Online or live) and we can have a great time together.

Originally posted by Canmorite
You're back in Calgary?!

I could use a few of these.

Yah man, not really sure how long I'll be here, I'm kind of craving heading to Whistler for the winter but my cousins coming here next month for awhile, so should prob be here next couple months.

PM me and we will go grab a beer and I'll drop off some of those cards, also tell me when you go up to the mountains I'm always down (Obviously because I don't have my life priorities set)

[n1zm0]

Just carry some chalk with you :


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[Cash Money Hoes]

Lives in Skyview Ranch. Sounds like OP has spent too much time worrying about parking and not enough time finding a worthwhile and lucrative career. Keep up your parking vendetta.

I take great satisfaction knowing that my poor parking jobs irritate people like you to the extent that significant time is wasted brooding and worrying about things you have no control over.

[J.M.]

Originally posted by Cash Money Hoes
Lives in Skyview Ranch. Sounds like OP has spent too much time worrying about parking and not enough time finding a worthwhile and lucrative career. Keep up your parking vendetta.

I take great satisfaction knowing that my poor parking jobs irritate people like you to the extent that significant time is wasted brooding and worrying about things you have no control over.

This could all be avoided if people just parked properly