Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

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People that work on cars or bikes and don't know wtf a torque wrench is for. Trying to take apart the forks on my bike and everything is so damn tight it's near impossible to get them apart. Some fucking gorilla doesn't know the difference between snug and using 3/4" gun to tighten shit. A one hour job turns into a multi hour fight.

[ExtraSlow]

People who run companies, and set up their company profile on linkedin, but they set it up like a persons profile, not as a company page. Fucking hell it ['s not that hard. I've set up three different company pages and it takes like five minutes. Why, oh why, would you set it up as an individual? I'm started ruthlessly reporting these as "not representing a real individual". Fuck you and fuck your shitty company if you can't figure this out. When you go out of business you'll probably blame the covid, but in reality, you are awful.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Moen faucets selecting a 7/64" size for a hex bolt. Fuckin knobs! Was 9/128ths not available??!

[Tik-Tok]

My peeve is that Extraslow isn't as pleasant as he used to be.

I think Phil Collins is a bad influence on him.

[ExtraSlow]

I am pretty impressionable.

[The_Rural_Juror]

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I am pretty impressionable.

Be happy. Treat yourself to a nice toaster.

[AndyL]

May 15, 2020 DN ALBERTA MEP FSP/ROF $0.09

why would they even process that? She owes 30k in arrears now - send me 9¢?

[killramos]

Companies that, 2 months into this bs pandemic, still have 2 hour on hold wait times “because of covid 19”

You morons are still managing to take 100% of my money every month. There is no way call volume is still way over expectations. Figure your shit out and staff your call lines.

[FraserB]

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Companies that, 2 months into this bs pandemic, still have 2 hour on hold wait times “because of covid 19”

You morons are still managing to take 100% of my money every month. There is no way call volume is still way over expectations. Figure your shit out and staff your call lines.

So many shitty companies had the perfect excuse dropped into their laps, of course they are going to use it. Canada Post is probably top of this list. 12 days to ship a pair of sunglasses from Edmonton and they have updated their website to say not to call them because of shitty tracking because they don’t know anything other than the website

[killramos]

Companies that can’t figure out how to adapt months into this amid all the free money the government is handing out left and right deserve to fail.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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So many shitty companies had the perfect excuse dropped into their laps, of course they are going to use it. Canada Post is probably top of this list. 12 days to ship a pair of sunglasses from Edmonton and they have updated their website to say not to call them because of shitty tracking because they don’t know anything other than the website

I got a letter on Friday, May 15th that was postmarked sent from Australia on March 27th.
Literally seven weeks.

[Swank]

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Figure your shit out...

When people tell me to 'figure it out' it makes my pet peeve-o-metre spins like a Tasmanian Devil (yes I know you're just venting which is fine, I've probably said it before too ).

Me: Hey boss, we have this rotten problem and I don't know how to fix it.
Boss: Well you need to figure it out.
Me: Whoa, I never thought of that...I should just figure it out!!! Damn, no wonder you're the boss. Did you come up with this all on your own??? Thank you so much for this incredible direction!

Now for the pet peeve that brought me in here - Gmail, please auto-correct THanks to Thanks. You have 18,000 other auto-correct offers in my emails yet this one still eludes you? For a while it offered to change it to T. Hanks. I'm not him, I've never even met Wilson!!!

[SKR]

People who ask a question, and then follow it up with "asking for a friend". I hope you slip and fall face first on a cock. Fuck you.

[killramos]

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People who ask a question, and then follow it up with "asking for a friend". I hope you slip and fall face first on a cock. Fuck you.

Do you not get the joke? Or do you just hate jokes?

[JRSC00LUDE]

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People who ask a question, and then follow it up with "asking for a friend". I hope you slip and fall face first on a cock. Fuck you.

I'm gonna start saying that all the time. We'll see how powerful your karmic force is!

[The_Rural_Juror]

What's the average size of a honey badger penis? Asking for SKR.

[Disoblige]

Did you know there are Chinese roadblocks in grocery stores too? Entire family (mom, dad, daughter) in mask and gloves ar Superstore walking down the main aisle side by side and ignoring all physical distancing lol.

Hilarious to watch.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Did you know there are Chinese roadblocks in grocery stores too? Entire family (mom, dad, daughter) in mask and gloves ar Superstore walking down the main aisle side by side and ignoring all physical distancing lol.

Hilarious to watch.

Agree, but not hilarious.
I don't know what "One Belt, One Road" means... But I am concerned that it must mean this.

Obviously not intending for the broad strokes, but holy fuck.

[speedog]

People that husk corn in the store when there's signs not to do such - can you not read or can you not comprehend what you're reading or are you that self entitled or are you just plain stupid?

You're paying by the ear so weight makes no difference plus you're making a big fucking mess plus you'll throw ears back onto the bin that you've husked and now don't like.

Stores need to install a Monte Python laser system - husk just one ear a mind the laser lops off your non-dominant arm above the elbow but does it in such a way that you'll bleed out slowly unless you're smart enough to use your dominant arm to stem the bleeding. Keep husking and off goes your other arm. Keep husking with your feet and your legs go. Last appendage is the neck because that'll solve the problem for good.

Fucking corn huskers.

[cyra1ax]

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Dealt with this over the weekend, dealer must've used an impact to tighten the drain plug on my oil pan.