Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[AndyL]

Expiring fucking safety certifications.

Why do I give a shit what ANSI CSA CEN standard applies? If I haven't fallen off the ladder or lift and hit the floor - I fall in that extensive onsite practical training is required - thus why the Frick do I have to take this course that shows me hours of slides like this with absolutely no relevant information? 4 goddamn hours 99.7% irrelevant to my life.

[Tik-Tok]

When a delivery truck drives over your sidewalk before you had a chance to shovel the snow off.

[Brent.ff]

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When a delivery truck drives over your sidewalk before you had a chance to shovel the snow off.

I have never been happier to no longer own a property with a sidewalk, let alone a corner lot. Our old place was constantly used by delivery guys to do a U-Turn to the point of driving on our lawn. Drove me up the wall.

[ThePenIsMightier]

When you weigh literally triple what the fuckin boy weighs and he decides he can eat that third chunk (that I wanted) of dinner that you ordered and I'm all like... Fuck. Now I gotta fill that void with liquor and fuck his mom.

[Darell_n]

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When you weigh literally triple what the fuckin boy weighs and he decides he can eat that third chunk (that I wanted) of dinner that you ordered and I'm all like... Fuck. Now I gotta fill that void with liquor and fuck his mom.

Ya, that's a no contest when the kids actually want to eat.

[killramos]

Apparently with all this eco nonsense my kids juice box now has a paper straw…

INSIDE PLASTIC PACKAGING

Pick a fucking lane

[ExtraSlow]

Jyoti is working on it.

[schurchill39]

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Apparently with all this eco nonsense my kids juice box now has a paper straw…

INSIDE PLASTIC PACKAGING

Pick a fucking lane

We would buy the Kirkland juiceboxes strictly because they were still plastic straws up until recently, now we're struggling to find any brand that doesn't have cardboard.

[SJW]

People have forgotten that when my signal light goes on it signals my intention to get in the lane you're in because there's enough room for me. If you get angry then you probably shouldn't be behind the wheel.

That is all. Carry on.

[ExtraSlow]

I haven't seen anyone angry enough to accelerate into my back bumper when I pull into the lane, so I am calling that a win. No idea how angry people are, I try pretty hard not to notice.

[SJW]

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I haven't seen anyone angry enough to accelerate into my back bumper when I pull into the lane, so I am calling that a win. No idea how angry people are, I try pretty hard not to notice.

Guy told me to pull over to fight. I told him to hang up his drivers license if that makes you angry. Also, I'm 50 and I know better. Sooooooo there's that.

[ExtraSlow]

Roadside fights are not a great idea.

[SJW]

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Roadside fights are not a great idea.

Especially after getting hit by a semi late last year.

[schurchill39]

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Guy told me to pull over to fight. I told him to hang up his drivers license if that makes you angry. Also, I'm 50 and I know better. Sooooooo there's that.

You're 50?! Jesus christ, thats like finding out someone is white on Beyond, I didn't see that coming.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Shoulda 2-toned his face with a tire iron and then had him eaten by a tame, snuggly (inbred snap-case) dog.

[SJW]

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You're 50?! Jesus christ, thats like finding out someone is white on Beyond, I didn't see that coming.

Not only am I 50, I am also white.

[Tik-Tok]

Work email - "We're collecting money to buy something for person X because of reason Y"

Sincerely fuck right off.

[vengie]

Being crippled for 2-3 days because I slept funny.
Fuck.

[SJW]

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Being crippled for 2-3 days because I slept funny.
Fuck.

Well it'll match the "you look funny" too.

[vengie]

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Well it'll match the "you look funny" too.

Your dad didn't think so.