Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[SKR]

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These door to door salesmen are getting out of hand. We get quite a few where I live but we've had 2 different solar panel companies come this week at like 7pm who have obviously had some sort of "no is not a no" training because they won't shut the fuck up. The second guy I just had to straight up cut off and say we weren't interested like I said the first time and slam the door.

I assume they want to install solar panels on your roof. I recommend insisting that you don't have a roof.

[ercchry]

My sign is much less polite:



Yet the guy who sells meat out of a van still knocked… I asked him what makes him so special and he said something about being local? wtf?

Still get a lot of Telus types “oh I’m not actually selling anything” yes you fucking are.

Most of the time I just point at it and slam the door… like what else did you expect when you saw a sign like that?

[Tik-Tok]

Sometimes I just open my main door and let the 100 lbs dog do the talking through the glass storm door.

[ThePenIsMightier]

I guess we can all keep pretending we haven't figured out that >90% of these dudes will blow you if you give them a tiny bit of drugs...
LoL!

[schurchill39]

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I assume they want to install solar panels on your roof. I recommend insisting that you don't have a roof.

Ohhhh thats a way better approach than my wife's "sorry we just rent and have no say over everything" approach. Another favorite one of her's is "sorry there aren't any adults here, I can't help you" despite being mid 30s.

[vengie]

My favorite one is not answering the door at all.

[Swank]

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My favorite one is not answering the door at all.

If everyone had that mentality those jobs wouldn't exist, oh darn...

[vengie]

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If everyone had that mentality those jobs wouldn't exist, oh darn...

"There's a sucker born every minute" - P.T Barnum

[SKR]

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Another favorite one of her's is "sorry there aren't any adults here, I can't help you" despite being mid 30s.

I like this a lot.

At a previous job I was temporarily in charge of shipping and receiving, but I didn't have my forklift training so I wasn't allowed to run it. Whenever a truck came in I had to tell them to wait so I could go get a grown up who could run the forklift. That grown up was the 18 year old shop laborer. I was 40. Of course I could run it, and eventually they made me, but my feeling was this was their rule and I was just following it.

[haggis88]

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Ohhhh thats a way better approach than my wife's "sorry we just rent and have no say over everything" approach. Another favorite one of her's is "sorry there aren't any adults here, I can't help you" despite being mid 30s.

I tell them I'm a squatter

The look of deflation on their faces is priceless

[SKR]

This kind of no-bait clickbait.



The bland headline makes you think there's some surprise to the story, like a famous owner or a body in the trunk. There isn't. A tow truck driver was sent to tow a car, and he did tow it. The end.