Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[Disoblige]

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Not a bad idea, but I can barely get through a 1L carton before it expires, so two would be next to impossible.

get some eggs and make creme brulee.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Ford diesel trucks.
What the fuck, Boys?! I know that even though burned diesel is full of aromatics, it's a long way from perfume, but Ford has found a better way - to make it smell like concentrated, cancer vapour! What are you doing to make it smell that much worse than everyone else's!?? How do you make it hang in the air for an hour longer than everyone else?
Why!!??


And since I'm already here, shitting on Ford... The tailpipe on eCoBoOsT Ford Expeditions looks like a little kid put it on. Wrong shape, wrong size, wrong angle, wrong protrusion, wrong everything! An amazing failure on an otherwise perfectly fine looking vehicle.

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

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Ford diesel trucks.
What the fuck, Boys?! I know that even though burned diesel is full of aromatics, it's a long way from perfume, but Ford has found a better way - to make it smell like concentrated, cancer vapour! What are you doing to make it smell that much worse than everyone else's!?? How do you make it hang in the air for an hour longer than everyone else?
Why!!??


And since I'm already here, shitting on Ford... The tailpipe on eCoBoOsT Ford Expeditions looks like a little kid put it on. Wrong shape, wrong size, wrong angle, wrong protrusion, wrong everything! An amazing failure on an otherwise perfectly fine looking vehicle.

Amen to both of these points.

[killramos]

Knuckle draggers who change the colour of their posts to dark grey so they can’t be seen in dark mode.

Then again, whatever it is they have to say is probably not worth reading.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Knuckle draggers who change the colour of their posts to dark grey so they can’t be seen in dark mode.

Then again, whatever it is they have to say is probably not worth reading.

I've never seen that, but I feel strongly that dark mode is a cultural appropriation.

[killramos]

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I've never seen that, but I feel strongly that dark mode is a cultural appropriation.

I use it under the context of my black soul, so it’s approved.

But I agree, it would be odd for a ginger to use it, on account of having no souls.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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I use it under the context of my black soul, so it’s approved.

But I agree, it would be odd for a ginger to use it, on account of having no souls.

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

[Disoblige]

I use dark mode because it's more cool.

[killramos]

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I use dark mode because it's more cool.

That sounds awfully like culturally appropriating cool people

[lilmira]

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I use dark mode because it's more cool.

Can we nominate this guy for PM?

[SKR]

There's a commercial on TV for some kind of a car I think. It's a dork kid, his grandpa and his dad going on a fishing trip or something. The dork and his grandpa get everything loaded up, and they both yell "shotgun" like you would if you were a fuckin idiot. Then the dork kid runs up the driver's side, where the shotgun seat definitely isn't. What a stupid kid. And then it turns out neither one of them sits shotgun; they both sit in the back.

Then the dad realizes at some point into the trip that he forgot to turn on the radio, which he calls "tunes" like an absolute cunt. What a stupid family. Hopefully the mom and grandma are fucking other guys while their loser husbands are off being assholes.

[killramos]

Aggressive.

[SKR]

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Aggressive.

You wouldn't say so if you heard how the guy says "tunes".

[Brent.ff]

When Stoney nakoda block ‘their’ road cause of an accident on Hwy 1.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Your hopes and dreams being me joy (SKR).

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Then the dad realizes at some point into the trip that he forgot to turn on the radio, which he calls "tunes" like an absolute cunt. What a stupid family. Hopefully the mom and grandma are fucking other guys while their loser husbands are off being assholes.

Just running an absolute train. All cards on the table. No safe words. Jar of old mustard and a poodle.

[Darell_n]

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When Stoney nakoda block ‘their’ road cause of an accident on Hwy 1.

You didn't know Alberta Provincial Highway #133X is theirs? Silly you. Actually looks like a gravel road. I wouldn't drive that if somebody paid me to.

[SKR]

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Your hopes and dreams being me joy (SKR).



Just running an absolute train. All cards on the table. No safe words. Jar of old mustard and a poodle.

I hope there's guys lined up out the door and a sign on the front lawn that says "fuck here" with an arrow pointing to the house.

Enjoy cooking your dumb fish and sleeping in a cold tent, you fuckin nerds.

[Brent.ff]

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You didn't know Alberta Provincial Highway #133X is theirs? Silly you. Actually looks like a gravel road. I wouldn't drive that if somebody paid me to.

Just funny that the way the IR traffic regulation works is that is only private if its signed. That sign was not there at 9 in the morning, so they run out and put the signs up and then block the roads as soon as there's an accident.. Pretty lame

[Tik-Tok]

"Cold enough for you?" - every co-worker at some point this week

[schurchill39]

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There's a commercial on TV for some kind of a car I think. It's a dork kid, his grandpa and his dad going on a fishing trip or something. The dork and his grandpa get everything loaded up, and they both yell "shotgun" like you would if you were a fuckin idiot. Then the dork kid runs up the driver's side, where the shotgun seat definitely isn't. What a stupid kid. And then it turns out neither one of them sits shotgun; they both sit in the back.

Then the dad realizes at some point into the trip that he forgot to turn on the radio, which he calls "tunes" like an absolute cunt. What a stupid family. Hopefully the mom and grandma are fucking other guys while their loser husbands are off being assholes.

You've ruined this commercial for me. Every time it plays while watching hockey I think of this rant. So thanks for that.