Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[Buster]

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You'd pick up less if you had a dog instead of a kid

But I'd still just have a dog

[max_boost]

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I swear if one of my kids leaves another unflushed shit in my en suite again...

89coupe would never let that happen. It’s called R E S P E C T

Lol

[JfuckinC]

art, stupid "art" like this that people just eat up.

[Buster]

Is that a fart on the door?

[Swank]

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Is that a fart on the door?

Beat me to it

[Disoblige]

Why the fuck does ENMAX do this?



Signed up on autopay since forever, and noticed my e-mail says this. Enmax rep says no late fees were on the bill and to ignore it unless you see it on bill as a separate line item. Makes sense I shouldn't be charged but not sure why it states I have incurring late charges. Dumb.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Is that a fart on the door?

No, but we get that a lot. BMW's aren't as nice as they used to be.

[XylathaneGTR]

Lately I've been sicker than @rage2 's sneaker game. Haven't been sick like this for a good 5+ years, but December/Jan really took me out (thanks Daycare!). Should have listened to jutes and not had kids.

[rage2]

Wtf with this mention.

[XylathaneGTR]

Yesterday, I was fightin' plague demons.

[haggis88]

I hate serpentine belts

The Honda one was much easier than the 4cyl BMW I used to have, but I still hate them

[ThePenIsMightier]

When working with some clients, there are two different ways you can look at it.

1. If this client was organized and smart enough to plan ahead, they could do this with themselves. That's why they pay us a lot of money to help them

2. I want to murder this client and dance on their grave!!!


Guess which kind of feeling I'm having, today.

[Disoblige]

The sashimi cuts at Sukiyaki House.
Comical.

The food got slightly better though!

[killramos]

Little dinky pieces?

[ThePenIsMightier]

When a woman* says "Oooohh! Poor thing - He looks hungry!" about some piece of shit, vermin cat that should be executed on sight and thrown into the trash green bin.

Really, Bitch? Please tell me at least 2 distinguishing characteristics that clearly demonstrate this animal is experiencing hunger. I will wait here.
You say "because it's meowing"? Someone should make you into a snowshoe. You are a fucking idiot.

I tell you what - how about you set down your White Claw and also tell me how you determined its gender? Can you see that cat's tiny cock from fully 5 feet away?

In summary - StFU about this and all cats.


*one day a man said this.
(Never).

[Disoblige]

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Little dinky pieces?

Yeah it is embarrassing and totally an obvious attempt to cut costs. Small thin triangle cuts.

[ExtraSlow]

The word "cop" used in place of "acquire".

[SKR]

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The word "cop" used in place of "acquire".

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do

"Acquires is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law."

This is not going to be one of my higher rated quips. I haven't seen an episode of Acquires in probably a decade but it popped into my head immediately.

[suntan]

I acquired a feel.

[ThePenIsMightier]

I got ta get my props
Acquires, come and try to snatch my crops
These pigs wanna blow my house down