Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[bjstare]

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thats like saying everyone can hit a 4 iron. Sure everyone can...but not all the same.

Indeed. But what do I know, I just make PowerPoint slides.

[ExtraSlow]

My boss told me to stop making PowerPoint presentations for every meeting. It made me sad.

[schurchill39]

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My boss told me to stop making PowerPoint presentations for every meeting. It made me sad.

Make PowerBI dashboards instead.

[killramos]

PowerBI dashboards are a great way to work yourself out of a job

[90_Shelby]

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My boss told me to stop making PowerPoint presentations for every meeting. It made me sad.

If you make as many slides in a day as posts by you, Killramos or Buster, this request is more then understandable.

Less, is more.

[killramos]

showing people up with your productivity doesn’t tend to make many friends in the work place that’s true

[ExtraSlow]

Bosses hate this one weird trick.

[ExtraSlow]

Power outages when there's no weather events.

[killramos]

Crackheads stealing power?

[vengie]

Too many Tesla's plugged in

[ExtraSlow]

That is not it. Zero EV on this block. And the fault is 12 yards from my house.

[Tik-Tok]

I had the same thing 3 nights ago. Was in the middle of the night and confused the fuck out of us when all the lights in the entire house turned on. I was looking for an intruder half asleep when it was because of an outage, and Hue lights turn on when power is restored.

[90_Shelby]

A year and a half ago the splice on the high voltage line behind my house failed and the cable dropped right behind my garage. It was hanging about 6 feet off the ground behind my garage door, one side still attached to the pole, the other end hanging on my fence and metal trailer.

I actually saw the flash from my kitchen when it failed but had no idea what happened. Fortunately the cable wasn’t live after it failed, otherwise I probably would have been fried when I went through my gate to investigate. I didn’t know the cable was hanging until I opened my gate and was only a few feet from it. Scary shit.

[flipstah]

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Make PowerBI dashboards instead.

Tableau ftw

[Buster]

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That is not it. Zero EV on this block. And the fault is 12 yards from my house.

This looks like infrastructure ready for en masse adoption of EVs.

[ExtraSlow]

Better than neighborhoods with underground utilities. The poles might be ugly, but they are easy to upgrade.

Or my other response : comrade, our leaders shall provide electrical infrastructure, and a chicken in every pot.

[ThePenIsMightier]

*gluten free, fair trade, organic, free range, halal chicken...

[vengie]

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*gluten free, fair trade, organic, free range, halal chicken...

Sorry sirz I'm vegan. Plz accomodate.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Elevator CoVid paranoia during hotel checkout time.

GtFO of here and get the fuck on the elevator, you dumb, lazy twats! You were just at a wedding with 99 people from across the country eating at a buffet, elbow to elbow but now that everyone needs the elevator to checkout, you suddenly require an empty elevator to preserve your physical space that you've been completely ignoring all weekend.
If that elevator stops for you, you either get on it unless it's literally fuller than a Hong Kong train, or take the stairs and stop wasting everyone's time.
Mongoloids!

[Darell_n]

What happened to my beyond night mode? The setting is correct, damn all this white is going to make me blind.