Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[ThePenIsMightier]

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People are retarded

Soon to be on the SI Swimsuit Edition cover.

[SJW]

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Soon to be on the SI Swimsuit Edition cover.

If she's down I'm down?

[ThePenIsMightier]

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If she's down I'm down?

2023 Champion Post.
/competition

[bjstare]

More like Dayum Syndrome

[suntan]

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When people drive 40 in 50 and 30 zones it twists my nuts in a way that I'm not into.

lol those people always crack me up. They're being safe!

[XylathaneGTR]

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lol those people always crack me up. They're being safe!

I feel like the city's general "40 unless otherwise posted" reduction move a few years ago has contributed to this. Nobody knows or pays attention anymore. Edit: as an example, city has just recently kicked kensington road down to 40 on a specific stretch, but they're posting limit signs which is inconsistent with their practice of "40 in communities unless otherwise posted."
edit 2: but think of that legacy they're leaving. Such safe.

[Tik-Tok]

People who exaggerate weather temperatures.

"It was 38°c the other day!"

No, no it wasn't. It was barely 31°, just because your non-A/C house was up to 38°, doesn't mean that's what the weather was.

[Darell_n]

Having a red head wife that slathers on sunscreen daily. That shit is nearly impossible to clean off black upholstery in a vehicle.

[Disoblige]

Dark by 9 pm. Gross.

Almost worse than people who stop at merges or hog the left lane going 100 on the highway.

[Swank]

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People who exaggerate weather temperatures.

"It was 38°c the other day!"

No, no it wasn't. It was barely 31°, just because your non-A/C house was up to 38°, doesn't mean that's what the weather was.

Similar to those who, when you say "Oh wow, it's 31 outside", and they respond with "My phone says 32". Or to those who correct you if you say the time of day is a minute off according to them. Unless I'm off by 10 degrees or 10 minutes go suck a bag o' dicks.

[ExtraSlow]

People who didn't learn to tell time with an analog clock quibbling over 1-3 minutes can fuck right off. At least understand your inadequacy and attempt to hide it like the shameful secret it should be.

If I say quarter-to-nine, I don't give a fuck if your phone says 8:47.

[dirtsniffer]

Would rep you again if I could

[SJW]

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Having a red head wife that slathers on sunscreen daily. That shit is nearly impossible to clean off black upholstery in a vehicle.

I feel your pain both with the lotion all over my leather and the soul sucking redhead.

[max_boost]

When the weather gets moist, my lower back aches and strains and hurts, not always but seems like a thing

[Darell_n]

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I feel your pain both with the lotion all over my leather and the soul sucking redhead.

As I have no soul, our relationship works. I donated mine to our kids.

[dirtsniffer]

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If she's down I'm down?

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More like Dayum Syndrome

I heard she gives a great handy

[JRSC00LUDE]

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People who exaggerate weather temperatures.

"It was 38°c the other day!"

No, no it wasn't. It was barely 31°, just because your non-A/C house was up to 38°, doesn't mean that's what the weather was.

I can't wait for all the "iT IS mINus 57 dEGrees oUt!!!" morons all winter. No, it isn't. It's minus 21, it's windy, and your mother is a cunt.

[03ozwhip]

Anyone over 12 that says "That -insert whatever the fuck- are so fire bro"

[Andy643]

The jackass of a neighbor that constantly parks in front of our garbage bins in the alley on pickup day. Thus meaning I have to put in a service ticket to have it collected the next day.

*I even go as far as pulling them off the fence and leaving room between each. If you park in front of them you're essentially parking in the middle of the alley.

[littledan]

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The jackass of a neighbor that constantly parks in front of our garbage bins in the alley on pickup day. Thus meaning I have to put in a service ticket to have it collected the next day.

*I even go as far as pulling them off the fence and leaving room between each. If you park in front of them you're essentially parking in the middle of the alley.

Vehicle fires are surprisingly common FYI