Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[ExtraSlow]

Isn't alley parking illegal? Call cpa every time.

[suntan]

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Isn't alley parking illegal? Call cpa every time.

He's in Aspen.

[Tik-Tok]

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Isn't alley parking illegal? Call cpa every time.

Unfortunately it is not, so long as they are X distance from a garage door, and Y distance from a fence to allow traffic to go around.

[ExtraSlow]

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Unfortunately it is not, so long as they are X distance from a garage door, and Y distance from a fence to allow traffic to go around.

BYLAW NUMBER 26M96
PARKING ON ALLEY
27. (1) No owner or operator of a vehicle shall stop or park or permit the stopping or parking of the vehicle on either side of any alley in front of or within one and one half metres of a driveway or garage entrance entering into the alley.
(2) No operator or owner of a vehicle shall cause or permit the vehicle to be parked in an alley in such a manner or in such circumstances so as to leave available less than three metres of the width of the roadway of the alley free and clear of all obstructions to allow the free movement of other vehicular traffic therein.
(3) No operator or owner of a vehicle shall stop or park or permit the stopping or parking of a vehicle in such a manner, location or circumstances that it blocks an alley and impedes the use of the alley by another vehicle.
(4) No operator or owner of a vehicle shall stop or park or permit the stopping or parking of a vehicle in such a manner that the vehicle is in front of or within one metre of the side of any refuse container or storage area located in any alley
outside the Central Traffic Zone.
(5) No operator or owner of a vehicle shall park or permit the parking of the vehicle in any alley:
(a) in the Central Traffic Zone except during the time that merchandise is actually loaded into or unloaded from a stopped Commercial Vehicle; or
(b) elsewhere than in the Central Traffic Zone which is 6.1 Metres (20 Feet) in width or less at any point except while:
(i) passengers are embarking or disembarking from the vehicle; or
(ii) the vehicle is under the immediate control of the driver and is waiting for passengers to embark or disembark therefrom; or
(iii) chattels and objects are being unloaded from or loaded on the vehicle.
(6) No operator or owner of a vehicle shall stop or park, or permit the stopping or parking, of the vehicle in any marked fire lane.
(7) No operator or owner of a vehicle shall stop or park or permit the stopping or parking of the vehicle in a manner where the vehicle may interfere with the use of a doorway marked on the exterior as a fire or emergency exit from any building.
(8) No owner or operator shall park or permit any vehicle to be parked on an alley such that any part of the vehicle is within three metres of an electrical transformer.
(41M98, 1998 September 28)

I think this is covered by section #4

[Darell_n]

Place bins on said vehicle. Win / win.

[vengie]

Have you considered throwing dog poop in your neighbours bin? And if so the next step is fucking their dad.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Have you considered throwing dog poop in your neighbours bin? And if so the next step is fucking their dad.

@Disoblige has been dox'd!!

[littledan]

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Have you considered throwing dog poop in your neighbours bin? And if so the next step is fucking their dad.

You fucken bastard

[Andy643]

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I think this is covered by section #4

Perfect. Was going to look this up today after I call in the service ticket for my green bin.


All really great ideas. Living next to a guy that runs a landscape business out of his house is overrated.
Hoping to have a neighborly chat in the driveway this weekend. Resorting to bylaw calls is a last resort.

[ExtraSlow]

Agree, best to discuss face-to-face. Sometimes not possible or prudent. I know CPA in residential areas operate only exclusively on a complaint basis, so they'll never catch someone unless you call.

[schurchill39]

Even since we got the Microsoft Edge for Business, no matter how many times I set the default program to open PDFs to Adobe my work computer insists on opening them up in Edge. Its driving me insane, especially considering they don't allow us to use any other browser. I've basically defaulted to right clicking and "open with" at this point. Fuck Microsoft edge.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Even since we got the Microsoft Edge for Business, no matter how many times I set the default program to open PDFs to Adobe my work computer insists on opening them up in Edge. Its driving me insane, especially considering they don't allow us to use any other browser. I've basically defaulted to right clicking and "open with" at this point. Fuck Microsoft edge.

We are new best friends. Edge is AIDS and I don't want it.

[schurchill39]

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We are new best friends. Edge is AIDS and I don't want it.

And just like AIDS, we dont want it but we got it.

[ThePenIsMightier]

If you are >4 years old and you drink some sort of dairy product or substitute thereof in such a manner that the product touches your upper lip, you should be put into a camp.

[SKR]

I like to drink probably as much as a gallon of chocolate milk a year. So I'm torn. I wouldn't want to give it up, but I don't want to go to a camp. I hate camping.

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

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If you are >4 years old and you drink some sort of dairy product or substitute thereof in such a manner that the product touches your upper lip, you should be put into a camp.

Do you hate ice cream cones?? Do you hate enjoyment? I think you deserve to be in a worse camp.

[ThePenIsMightier]

It's the "milk moustache" thing I saw in some horrible TV commercial that's made it into huge rotation recently. I quit watching TV for a month or two and yesterday I saw this pile of commercials that made me realize why I hate TV.

[Disoblige]

24 pack of Korean banana milk is at Costco now. It is in a carton so you drink it with a straw without pissing TPIM off.

[SKR]

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Do you hate ice cream cones?? Do you hate enjoyment? I think you deserve to be in a worse camp.

You drink ice cream cones?

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

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You drink ice cream cones?

Well I sure as hell don't shove them up my ass.