Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[Disoblige]

When people become that retarded, I ask them simple questions just so they can catch themselves and realize how stupid they are.
Grab the popcorn to watch the stuttering and backpedalling is funny to me. They key is to make them aware but still not appear stupid so it goes in your favor. Embarrass them too much and it goes against you.

[jwslam]

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When people become that retarded, I ask them simple questions just so they can catch themselves and realize how stupid they are.
Grab the popcorn to watch the stuttering and backpedalling is funny to me. They key is to make them aware but still not appear stupid so it goes in your favor. Embarrass them too much and it goes against you.

[haggis88]

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Netflix has 5 seasons of it that literally go on for hours.

My wife even found out she can turn it on in the car.

Fuck. My. Life.

Show your wife the studies and articles on how cocomelon fucks your kids up

We used to give ours 30-60 mins of cocomelon if we needed to get something done because he'd be glued to it

Long story short, its bad for them lol

[bjstare]

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Show your wife the studies and articles on how cocomelon fucks your kids up

We used to give ours 30-60 mins of cocomelon if we needed to get something done because he'd be glued to it

Long story short, its bad for them lol

Links to any “real” sources on this? A quick google just showed me a bunch of opinion pieces. I couldn’t find any from reputable sources (e.g., a medical journal or the like).

My kids don’t watch much tv, and never cocomelon anymore… but I’m still curious. I’d be interested in knowing why it’s actually that bad for them.

[suntan]

Sounds like cocomelon are the new teletubbies.

[SKR]

1. It's hard to trust anyone who puts water on their hands before using Fast Orange.
2. I don't even think people who work at the Gojo factory use Gojo hand cleaner.

[ExtraSlow]

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Sounds like cocomelon are the new teletubbies.

Parents being judgemental of other parents is very popular.

[sabad66]

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Links to any “real” sources on this? A quick google just showed me a bunch of opinion pieces. I couldn’t find any from reputable sources (e.g., a medical journal or the like).

My kids don’t watch much tv, and never cocomelon anymore… but I’m still curious. I’d be interested in knowing why it’s actually that bad for them.

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Sounds like my conspiracy theorist brother in law who posted a link to a “study” claiming that peppa pig gives kids autism

[Buster]

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Sounds like my conspiracy theorist brother in law who posted a link to a “study” claiming that peppa pig gives kids autism

Peppa Pig gave me adult autism, so it's not totally crazy.

[Buster]

Nikki Glaser keeps sneaking onto my YT algorithm. She's a terrible comedian.

[Strider]

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Peppa Pig gave me adult autism, so it's not totally crazy.

Thank god I've been able to keep my kids from getting exposed to Peppa pig.

I didn't even know cocomelon was a show. My 2 year old asks Google for songs and it occasionally plays cocomelon. The biggest pet peeve is when Google starts playing heavily accented foreign versions of kids songs.

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

What the fuck is a cocomelon

[ExtraSlow]

Need the British version of wonder pets. Or that puffin rock show.

[killramos]

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What the fuck is a cocomelon

I can only assume it’s some kind of satanic plot

[JRSC00LUDE]

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Peppa Pig gave me adult autism, so it's not totally crazy.

I assumed this was Kert posting when I first read it.

[88CRX]

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What the fuck is a cocomelon

Its fucked up is what it is.

Our little one likes to stand at the coffee table and watch TV (just whatever we had on) so I threw on Netflix and randomly picked a kids show... and it was Coco Melon (had never heard about it before). Lasted about 4 minutes before we nope'd the fuck out of that thing. Not actually sure WTF we watched. Its singing but not singing and mega annoying. Kid didn't even really like it, seemed more interested in hockey playoffs.

[schurchill39]

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The biggest pet peeve is when Google starts playing heavily accented foreign versions of kids songs.

This fucking drives me nuts, not just kids songs but any song. The amount of times google plays that is some sort of crazy oddball version of the song I want drives me fucking crazy. It doesn't matter how specific you are, it always plays a weird version. Take it all back 2.0 by Judah and the Lion is its latest hang up, before that any time you asked for the Moana sound track it played the Spanish version, and 2/3 of the time I get live versions of Bruce Springsteen or Bob Dylan songs. When my kids ask for music we always get a foreign version like the Gummy Bears song in korean or something

Thats all if it even decides it can hear you or understand what you are saying. "Hmmm there seems to be a glitch. Try again in a few seconds" is a phrase muttered at my house a lot.

[Disoblige]

Google is just going off your own own accent and trying to cater to your people. Want to listen to proper English, stop talking like a FOB.

[DonJuan]

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What the fuck is a cocomelon

My daughter seems to like it initially, but then loses interest starts playing with other things.

[zechs]

People driving slower when its raining.

You're still going to fucking t-bone the other driver when you blast through a redlight on your phone Becky, whether it's raining or not