Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[killramos]

Cool. I have been buying direct from rosso lately and they deliver to my door for free. Plus lots of coupon codes in their emails.

Cheap.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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There was some guy at work running a machine all over some piece of equipment the other day. I asked him what he was doing, and he said an ultrasound. I so very fuckin nearly asked if it was a boy or a girl, and I think the only thing that stopped me is you can't talk and throw up at the same time. I can't believe that for a split second I thought that would be a funny thing to say.

That would've actually been funny, but the real gold was tying a cancerous growth into it.
It was right there.

[SKR]

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That would've actually been funny, but the real gold was tying a cancerous growth into it.
It was right there.

I should have asked him why not a barelysound.

[AndyL]

*grumble*

Totally first world problems.

But logitech "customer service" is peeving me this week.

So you're going to charge me extra to have a not all black mouse. But then the scroll wheel fucks up; and you're only willing/able to send me an all black mouse to replace it? Yet your own amazon web store has the 3 color variants in stock for sale... But somehow for warranty - I get to choose black, or the "new" model (which has a shitty switch feel).

Remember when they'd just send you a replacement scroll wheel and instructions? Why's this so hard.

[zechs]

Buy a new one, send back the broken one?

Kinda questionable ethically, but screw big corp amirite?

[Swank]

This reminds me of how much it peeves me off to hear someone use their scroll wheel for more than 30 seconds straight. Grab the scroll bar or take a course on using the Page Up, Page Down, Home, and End keys.

[ExtraSlow]

The fact that it's a right click to get spelling suggestions in MS word, but if yuo are using MS word ONLINE, it's a left click for that same spelling suggestion.

[SKR]

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The fact that it's a right click to get spelling suggestions in MS word, but if yuo are using MS word ONLINE, it's a left click for that same spelling suggestion.

MS Word online can go fuck it's whole self.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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MS Word online can go fuck it's whole self.

*Insert red squiggly line under your it's...

[SKR]

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*Insert red squiggly line under your it's...

I can go fuck m'y whole self.

I can't believe I did that.

[ExtraSlow]

When you make a joke and nobody gets it.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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When you make a joke and nobody gets it.

True, but like in the sales biz, "he who hears the word 'no' the most times is the same guy that hears 'yes' the most times". So you gotta keep on swinging.

That why I used to post-up right outside the women's washroom at the bar because over the course of the night every woman is going to have to walk by me and tolerate my incessant pick-up lines. Eventually, I always got to slay some dirty box.

[max_boost]

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True, but like in the sales biz, "he who hears the word 'no' the most times is the same guy that hears 'yes' the most times". So you gotta keep on swinging.

That why I used to post-up right outside the women's washroom at the bar because over the course of the night every woman is going to have to walk by me and tolerate my incessant pick-up lines. Eventually, I always got to slay some dirty box.

fascinating

[ExtraSlow]

You can skip a step and just aim for the ugly ones to start. #lifehacks.

[max_boost]

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You can skip a step and just aim for the ugly ones to start. #lifehacks.

they be cheaper too. or wait, is this free if you have game? lol

[ExtraSlow]

Don't pay to have sex with ugly women. at least no more than a few drinks.

[SKR]

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When you make a joke and nobody gets it.

I think you're adorbs.

[90_Shelby]

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That why I used to post-up right outside the women's washroom at the bar because over the course of the night every woman is going to have to walk by me and tolerate my incessant pick-up lines. Eventually, I always got to slay some dirty box.

Too funny, this was our exact strategy back in the day (20 years ago), with the same outcome as well.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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When you make a joke and nobody gets it.

Hey man, leave your parents out of this.

[Tik-Tok]

City workers who plow 3' from the curb and say "good enough".