Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[ExtraSlow]

There are things regarding #3 that I cannot say in writing, but I think would be hilarious to many of y'all.

[Disoblige]

People who wait 45 min for a soup.

[DonJuan]

#2 is what I do. Try my hardest to un fuck things.

And when it's not possible, I make the executive decision to point fingers and distance myself.

[suntan]

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45 minutes to wait for a soup.

Thanks, Alforno

That had better have been the best soup evar.

[Rocket1k78]

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100% Having worked in the rental car industry when these things were introduced. I still have no idea why they do it.

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This:

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Its so the keys to that vehicle stay together, a lot of people will rent at 1 location and drop off at another.

[flipstah]

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That had better have been the best soup evar.

Oh, it was straight garbage. Someone in our group also got raw chicken with her salad, which took 45 minutes as well.

[Disoblige]

Surprised the meal wasn't free.

[flipstah]

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Surprised the meal wasn't free.

She got her money back after they mentioned that the chicken they get is redder than usual lmao

[zechs]

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THree versions of the same thing:
1) When someone tells you that they've already bought some parts to go together, and they don't go together, and you have to either pretend you don't know so that they leave you alone, or spend hours explaining that the parts they bought can never be compatible.
2) Being brought into a project when it's already fucked.
3) Your company spends vast R&D budget creating a product that does not meet the needs of the customers or address any unmet need.

I'm glad I left doing technical/design work.

R&D is great, but it always seems like the bigwigs have no idea what to do with it or what to task a group with.

[Disoblige]

They're called bean counters for a reason.

[ExtraSlow]

The fact that my targeted ads keep trying to sell me a Ford Bronco SPORT and not a real Ford Bronco. Like ffs I might actually be convinced to buy one, but definetly not the other.

[SKR]

From what I can tell, my upstairs neighbor has just discovered a new favorite Jimi Hendrix-style jam band song, and purchased a new stereo.

Doo doo doo doo doodly do for the last hour and a half. I don't know what it is, but it repeats every 6-8 minutes or so. It's not my favorite.

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

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The fact that my targeted ads keep trying to sell me a Ford Bronco SPORT and not a real Ford Bronco. Like ffs I might actually be convinced to buy one, but definetly not the other.

It's be cause the ads have a better idea of what you can afford.

[ExtraSlow]

Fuck the truth hurts.

[vengie]

Daycare germs. Especially hand foot and mouth disease

[schurchill39]

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Daycare germs. Especially hand foot and mouth disease

Kids are gross

[ExtraSlow]

Any charity or awareness group that hangs out on street corners to hassle me as I'm walking around. Should cost them minimum $20 to engage me or sniper bullet.

[haggis88]

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Any charity or awareness group that hangs out on street corners to hassle me as I'm walking around. Should cost them minimum $20 to engage me or sniper bullet.

Chuggers

Another good portmanteau

[DonJuan]

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Any charity or awareness group that hangs out on street corners to hassle me as I'm walking around. Should cost them minimum $20 to engage me or sniper bullet.

God I hate those ULTRA friendly blue shirt people DT. Only solution is to pretend you're doing a hostile takeover phone call.

[Buster]

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God I hate those ULTRA friendly blue shirt people DT. Only solution is to pretend you're doing a hostile takeover phone call.