Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[The_Rural_Juror]

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Pet peeve : Phil fucking Collins.

Pet peeve:. People who don't know Phil David Charles Collins' middle names.

[Tik-Tok]

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Pet peeve:. People who don't know Phil David Charles Collins' middle names.

I used proper grammar. I don't like porn where it's just one guy named Phil, and two others named Collins.

[ercchry]

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I used proper grammar. I don't like porn where it's just one guy named Phil, and two others named Collins.

I don’t like porn when there is a close up of Phil’s chocolate starfish

[Disoblige]

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I don’t like porn when there is a close up of Phil’s chocolate starfish

C'mon now, hide your racial preferences better.
Unless you mean you hate being teased and rather see Phil's prolapse close-up, in which I agree.

[lilmira]

If people can practice social distancing when driving that'll be great! The roads are mostly empty but a few still manage to go 3 wide on Crowchild.

[dirtsniffer]

you don't want to speed anywhere right now. CPS is starving for some 'road safety enforcement'

https://www.660citynews.com/2020/03/...d-19-pandemic/

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

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you don't want to speed anywhere right now. CPS is starving for some 'road safety enforcement'

https://www.660citynews.com/2020/03/...d-19-pandemic/

They were hunting everywhere the last two weeks of March. Had to stay extra vigilant.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Talking to a Texan on a conference call, Skype or Teams is precisely as effective as using a CB radio (walkie talkie).

She/he will finish ejecting whatever dumb words are falling out of its mouth until it is 100% done, without stopping and it will not hear a single word you attempted to clarify during its soliloquy.

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[SKR]

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Talking to a Texan on a conference call, Skype or Teams is precisely as effective as using a CB radio (walkie talkie).

She/he will finish ejecting whatever dumb words are falling out of its mouth until it is 100% done, without stopping and it will not hear a single word you attempted to clarify during its soliloquy.

I had a guy like that at work, whenever he got on one of those runs I'd just hang up and wait for him to call back.

[Disoblige]

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If people can practice social distancing when driving that'll be great! The roads are mostly empty but a few still manage to go 3 wide on Crowchild.

Hey, as long as you are 6 feet apart, you're golden.
3 wide is a-ok

[Tik-Tok]

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Hey, as long as you are 6 feet apart, you're golden.
3 wide is a-ok

Someone tried to get closer to me. Fortunately my sheet metal stopped them.

[lilmira]

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Hey, as long as you are 6 feet apart, you're golden.
3 wide is a-ok

Safe distance for corolla virus is half a block I read.

[Disoblige]

People who are not concise (verbally or written).

No one wants to hear you talk and repeat the same thing.
No one wants to read an unnecessarily long wall of text.

[jwslam]

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No one wants to read an unnecessarily long wall of text.

When someone presents a PowerPoint with a wall of text, and proceeds to only read it word for word. With a stutter.

[ThePenIsMightier]

When I try to ram a cruise ship in my military vessel but I end up sinking...

https://globalnews.ca/news/6774974/c...zuela-ramming/

[Disoblige]

Using the Wii U for Netflix on one TV because y'know, this POS should be useful for something, and you can't even use the Wiimote inside the Netflix app! So stupid!!

Have to use the big pad all the time and it's annoying if you don't want the screen on.

[Darell_n]

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When I try to ram a cruise ship in my military vessel but I end up sinking...

https://globalnews.ca/news/6774974/c...zuela-ramming/

Serves them right for ramming an ice breaker.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Serves them right for ramming an ice breaker.

I know, right!!? Like, was Tyler Shandro at the helm while the Leg. isn't in session?

[killramos]

Not keeping your bloody calendar up to date, and then having the gall to be ignorant of those who do keep their calendars. Especially in times like this.

When I put the effort into coordinating and finding a free slot for half a dozen people, please don’t email me back 5 minutes later saying you can’t make it and suggest a time where everyone else is booked up.

I’m sure I have brought this one up before. But it cannot be understated.