Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[ThePenIsMightier]

Television commercials.
Why would someone want a plant-based sausage surrounded in CHEESE and EGG in a vomit-product from Timmy Ho's?!!!? Because you're an artificial retard? Yes.

Same thing with the Ionic, like they're sitting there in the rain for several hours while their shit box charges watching people get wet filling with gasoline. And then they pretend like the two mixed-race lesbians didn't have to get out of the car and get fucking SOAKED in the rain to disconnect the charger before they depart.
Choke to death on your candor, you dirty, dirty sluts!!!

It's just so offensive to have these ludicrous scenarios put in front of us as if they represent any portion of reality.

[Disoblige]

Same thing as blue menu smokies but people still buy 'em.

[Tik-Tok]

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Same thing with the Ionic, like they're sitting there in the rain for several hours while their shit box charges watching people get wet filling with gasoline. And then they pretend like the two mixed-race lesbians didn't have to get out of the car and get fucking SOAKED in the rain to disconnect the charger before they depart.

They're really underselling the best feature of the Ioniq 5, that the front seats recline almost flat so you can have sex while waiting for it to charge. I for one look forward to lot lizards hanging around the massive charge stations they're eventually going to install.

[speedog]

People who figure that they can negotiate a lower price when the big box competitor is double the price for the same exact item.

[ExtraSlow]

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They're really underselling the best feature of the Ioniq 5, that the front seats recline almost flat so you can have sex while waiting for it to charge. I for one look forward to lot lizards hanging around the massive charge stations they're eventually going to install.

The real review I needed.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Same thing as blue menu smokies but people still buy 'em.

[killramos]

That label is very clearly green

[ThePenIsMightier]

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That label is very clearly green

It's a mix-up inside joke from however long ago. I think I said I really liked these but mistakenly called them Blue Label which is their weird, diet foods or something and he has been mocking me about it ever since.

[suntan]

Those are good.

[ExtraSlow]

I don't think you shoukd put cheese inside smokies.

[killramos]

I don’t think you are correct on that

[Buster]

What is "President's Choice?"

[ExtraSlow]

I'm pretty particular about my sausages.

[bjstare]

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What is "President's Choice?"

A misleading name.

[03ozwhip]

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What is "President's Choice?"

Tell me you're rich without telling me you're rich lol

[ExtraSlow]

Some of us think presidents choice is a splurge.

[Disoblige]

Whose bisoblige?
I guess if you can't cook duck proper, you eat cheddar stuffed smokies.

[SKR]

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Whose bisoblige?

The person who sux Courteney Cox.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Just a guy who wants the D.

[Disoblige]

Courtney Cox would make a decent tranny.
And that would be a badass stage name.