Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[DonJuan]

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But let's not lose sight of the fact that people who take cats into planes should have bamboo splinters shoved under their fingernails before they are burned at the stake.

Cat ladies on plane >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Snakes on a plane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kids on a plane

[Tarrantula]

Driving on the wrong side of deerfoot. How fucked do you have to be to not notice?

[suntan]

That was terrible.

[schurchill39]

Old women who leave their grocery in an aisle then just walk away to grab something from a completely different are of the store. Bonus pet peeve points when they come back and are in a huff that someone moved it.

[littledan]

5 flights in 2 days. Only flight on time is leg 5. The least important. Fml.

[SKR]

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Old women who leave their grocery in an aisle then just walk away to grab something from a completely different are of the store. Bonus pet peeve points when they come back and are in a huff that someone moved it.

I stay right the fuck away from older women in the grocery store. Those old dingbats have nothing else going on. Their thing in life while their husbands are at work or dead is to have a spotless house and perfect baking, so that when Helen and Maude come over for coffee they can show off how much better a housekeeper they are.

[jutes]

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I will be waiting there for you. With my 2 year old. You mad? We just did our first real trip with him from YVR to OGG in AC Business, should have seen the glares I got as we boarded and sat down. Hilarious. One guy mumbled "Shit.". I bertstared him and gave a TROLOLOL smile. My kid was silent the whole trip.

bjstare got it right, if you're not $$ enough to fly private, STFU.

My gripe was to do with toddlers, strollers, crying and stupidity of parents of bringing new borns onto an aircraft and all-inclusives for the sake of rest and 'experience'. But you do you.

You'll be waiting forever for me, because 1, I don't fly AC, 2, I don't find flying business class worth the cost. All I need is the extra legroom of an emerg exit row and I'm fine with that.

[killramos]

I’m starting to get the feeling that jutes has no idea what an infant or a toddler is, because he has been using the terms interchangeably.

Which is hilarious

[Disoblige]

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I stay right the fuck away from older women in the grocery store. Those old dingbats have nothing else going on. Their thing in life while their husbands are at work or dead is to have a spotless house and perfect baking, so that when Helen and Maude come over for coffee they can show off how much better a housekeeper they are.

I hope Maude can patch things up with Gladys. The 4 of them haven't had a gathering since the incident involving Reginald.

[jutes]

People keep defending on why flying with their toddlers, infants, whatever, is beneficial to their development. Which is hilarious.

[bjstare]

What’s even funnier is you acting like you have an informed opinion on anything related to kids and parenting.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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I hope Maude can patch things up with Gladys. The 4 of them haven't had a gathering since the incident involving Reginald.

Not if Betsy and Mable have anything to say about it! Especially when you consider what happened with Lawrence on the chesterfield.

[killramos]

Door knockers.

Seriously what train of logic do you follow where after I ignore your phone calls all week that you think it’s ok to COME TO MY FUCKING HOME.

Fucking losers

[Tik-Tok]

Also door knockers, but for a different reason.

Several frequent visitors to my home will knock on the door instead using the door bell. I can't fucking hear you softly tapping on my storm door ffs. There's a reason they invented door bells, USE IT.

[killramos]

That actually sounds like a positive outcome to me.

How much more taxes do I need to pay to get gates to my neighborhood? Preferably gates to also keep the dog walkers out.

[vengie]

You answer your door for people you don't know?

It's much easier to ignore them.

[Darell_n]

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Door knockers.

Seriously what train of logic do you follow where after I ignore your phone calls all week that you think it’s ok to COME TO MY FUCKING HOME.

Fucking losers

Maintain eye contact through a window while not moving to answer the door. Might take a minute but they will never return. 2 minutes if it’s the in-laws.

[2Legit2Quit]

Door knockers are easy to deal with, just say you rent and they just leave

[killramos]

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Door knockers are easy to deal with, just say you rent and they just leave

Cause then they know you are poor?

And aren’t worth their time?

[ExtraSlow]

My brother owns a furnace cleaning company.
I rent
I worship Satan
Go Fuck yourself.
I'm squatting here.
I just lost my job.

All valid.