Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[Swank]

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I was taking a piss at the movie theater on Saturday night. Small bathroom, one stall one urinal. Stall pops open and some goth looking loser chick who was probably in her early teens comes out and proceeds to start washing her hands slowly. She had a "I dare you to say something transphobic boomer" look on her face. I hated her, her worldview, her stupid make-up and everything about her immediately.

You should have run over and proceeded to wash your dink in the sink. When she flips out you then accuse her of appendage discrimination.

Speaking of peeves, it drives me a little loco when people go by a regular name that isn't any of their given names. "Hi, I'm Steven, well my real name is Mark Edward Smith, but people call me Steven".

[killramos]

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I was taking a piss at the movie theater on Saturday night. Small bathroom, one stall one urinal. Stall pops open and some goth looking loser chick who was probably in her early teens comes out and proceeds to start washing her hands slowly. She had a "I dare you to say something transphobic boomer" look on her face. I hated her, her worldview, her stupid make-up and everything about her immediately.

The correct response would have been,

“You know, I have ever picked someone up in the mens room before, want to get out of here?”

[Tik-Tok]

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movie theater on Saturday night.

Decidedly not a humble brag.

[Buster]

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Decidedly not a humble brag.

I'm a middle aged father of three and I don't get out much.

Going to a movie on a saturday night with my kid is about as wild as it gets around here.

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You should have run over and proceeded to wash your dink in the sink. When she flips out you then accuse her of appendage discrimination.

Speaking of peeves, it drives me a little loco when people go by a regular name that isn't any of their given names. "Hi, I'm Steven, well my real name is Mark Edward Smith, but people call me Steven".

If I had a more impressive man meat, I would have gone that route.

It's also a risk because we live in Canada, and the courts would probably doublethink themselves into allowing women into a men's washroom and it also being some sort of sexual assault.

[suntan]

Sounds like she was simply being practical.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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It's also a risk because we live in Canada, and the courts would probably doublethink themselves into allowing women into a men's washroom and it also being some sort of sexual assault.

No court in its right mind would assume gender in such a situation.

[Buster]

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No court in its right mind would assume gender in such a situation.

Gender is a fixed reality when it is convenient for the kerts. It is also a variable when it is convenient for the kerts.

[Tik-Tok]

Maybe Buster is assuming the gender here. There's some mightily ugly goth people out there that could easily be mistaken for the other sex

[JRSC00LUDE]

[suntan]

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Maybe Buster is assuming the gender here. There's some mightily ugly goth people out there that could easily be mistaken for the other sex

There was a human at the Marcello's at lunch today and I could not tell what gender it was.

[ercchry]

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There was a human at the Marcello's at lunch today and I could not tell what gender it was.

Mighty bold to assume that they’re human

[JRSC00LUDE]

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Mighty bold to assume that they’re human

Plot Twist - Suntan was sitting seeing his reflection in the glass.

[suntan]

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Plot Twist - Suntan was sitting seeing his reflection in the glass.

Please I know I'm a subhuman.

[ExtraSlow]

You are a meat popsicle.

[suntan]

I am a meat popsicle.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Insurance Co. completely fucks up and somehow deposits $900 directly to me instead of to my wiener-girth surgeon who applied for the fucking claim.
Then they mail me an angry letter all about how I owe them this money within 30 days or they'll cut off my dick.
But they've processed all the claims for my nutsack augmentations correctly without batting an eye.

[JRSC00LUDE]

That I can't find these, in this colour, in 1/4 ounce anywhere. Like WTF.

[ExtraSlow]

I'm sure I posted this before, but any website where clicking a link opens a new window, and then clicking a link on that page opens a window, is bad and the people who build those websites should have their toenails removed. Canada Life would have six tabs open if I didn't obsessively close them every time.

[flipstah]

Staircases that are too high/too low/uneven heights

[SKR]

Parody songs.