Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[JohnnyHockey13]

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Why isn't there a free course at all universities to teach people to not care about Ellen Page?
It's really really easy to not care. I do it all day, every day and I can assure you that it takes no effort or concentration. But there keeps being headlines like as if he matters, at all. I think it's on Oprah, or some shit. Oprah isn't even a fucking thing anymore, is it?! What - they resurrect a daytime talk show host from 20 years ago to interview a C-List, TransActor??!
Am. I. Taking. Crazy. Pills?!!
In terms of global importance, this is right up there with Pfuff Danddy changing his name to whatever the Hell it is now.


You know what headline I'd read more of?
ELLIOTT PAGE GETS YEAST INFECTION SO SEVERE THAT HE'S TEMPORARILY CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR.

^that, I'm clicking!

The rest just reminds me why I stopped clicking the headlines.

I think it's AWESOME that YOU don't care about things like this...but there are people on here who probably either shit their pants when they read it or cried themselves to sleep over "what the world is coming to" and how we're "losing our culture"...conservative snowflakes...just as bad as a liberal snowflakes, but more vocal due to them being on the losing end of just about everything these days.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Straighten up and flyer right!

Marth me my money back!


Also, why is Costco selling a Vag-tightening magic dildo? This is right in the normal email spam you get from them weekly about "latest deals on Costco.ca"

[ExtraSlow]

Why no like tight vagine?

[suntan]

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I think it's AWESOME that YOU don't care about things like this...but there are people on here who probably either shit their pants when they read it or cried themselves to sleep over "what the world is coming to" and how we're "losing our culture"...conservative snowflakes...just as bad as a liberal snowflakes, but more vocal due to them being on the losing end of just about everything these days.

Trans people are nothing new. It's not like chopping off tits is hard or something.

Cross dressing is nothing new. Hey here's a mainstream movie about three drag queens. From 1995.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114682/

Too bad the movie was so fuking boring because the performances were quite good.

[JohnnyHockey13]

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Straighten up and flyer right!

Marth me my money back!


Also, why is Costco selling a Vag-tightening magic dildo? This is right in the normal email spam you get from them weekly about "latest deals on Costco.ca"

Costco website AI is incredibly intuitive when it comes to personalizing what to show I guess hahaha

[Buster]

i got the vagine email as well

[Kg810]

People who wear fedoras.

[lilmira]

hey ma'am, you can leave your vaginal tightener in your cart, we don't need big items up here.

[killramos]

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hey ma'am, you can leave your vaginal tightener in your cart, we don't need big items up here.

I can just imagine the look on the cashiers face

Also as hilarious, the guy in the warehouse picking that order

[killramos]

Federal census won’t let me leave the languages my infant daughter speaks blank.

Combine that with it being a jailable offence for not filling out the form

They have an accommodation for every one of a thousand genders in here. But babies l, guess the government forgot about those.

[ExtraSlow]

Put French.

[killramos]

I wrote she’s a baby on 3 pages lol

[lasimmon]

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Federal census won’t let me leave the languages my infant daughter speaks blank.

Combine that with it being a jailable offence for not filling out the form

They have an accommodation for every one of a thousand genders in here. But babies l, guess the government forgot about those.

I was expecting like an half hour ordeal to do the census. But it only took like 2 minutes.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Put French.

I think you mean Mêtis...

[killramos]

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I was expecting like an half hour ordeal to do the census. But it only took like 2 minutes.

They literally only cared if I spoke French. What a waste of time even if it was only 2 minutes.

[ExtraSlow]

I work with a guy who uses the word "Generalistically". And he uses it a fucking lot.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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I work with a guy who uses the word "Generalistically". And he uses it a fucking lot.

I assume you're already poisoning his coffee. Let me know when the job is done and I'll help you dig the hole.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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I work with a guy who uses the word "Generalistically". And he uses it a fucking lot.

I try to work in pointless platitudes like "let's circle back to this" and "everything happens for a reason" and when people say regardless I correct them with "irregardless". Just for fun.

[ExtraSlow]

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I assume you're already poisoning his coffee. Let me know when the job is done and I'll help you dig the hole.

He works on a different floor of our downtown building, and he's sometimes working from home, but I've been poisoning the water cooler on that floor for a long time, and he seems fine. Been a lot of sick days from the other though . . .

[killramos]

80 people behaving sitting in a teams meeting on mute.

One person logs in “Hello? hello!!!!!”

Prompting all 80 people to un mute and respond to her. Thanks for that.