Originally Posted by
ThePenIsMightier
Why isn't there a free course at all universities to teach people to not care about Ellen Page?
It's really really easy to not care. I do it all day, every day and I can assure you that it takes no effort or concentration. But there keeps being headlines like as if he matters, at all. I think it's on Oprah, or some shit. Oprah isn't even a fucking thing anymore, is it?! What - they resurrect a daytime talk show host from 20 years ago to interview a C-List, TransActor??!
Am. I. Taking. Crazy. Pills?!!
In terms of global importance, this is right up there with Pfuff Danddy changing his name to whatever the Hell it is now.
You know what headline I'd read more of?
ELLIOTT PAGE GETS YEAST INFECTION SO SEVERE THAT HE'S TEMPORARILY CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR.
^that, I'm clicking!
The rest just reminds me why I stopped clicking the headlines.