Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[TomcoPDR]

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Back on topic:

The same guy who opens a question with "Can I pick your brain?" also uses "So, are you winning!?" as his go to for seeing how your day is.

And fuck that guy. Fuck him, his sister, mother, his fucking hat. Everything about him should get FUCKED.

Can I piggy back this with “are you alive?” as well?

[JRSC00LUDE]

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Can I piggy back this with “are you alive?” as well?

THAT guy, if you're dumb enough to ask him how he is will reply with "Well, I'm still breathing!" and probably drinks the hand sanitizer.

[Buster]

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THAT guy, if you're dumb enough to ask him how he is will reply with "Well, I'm still breathing!" and probably drinks the hand sanitizer.

"Living the dream!"

[schurchill39]

Uh oh, I definitely started two phone calls yesterday with "can I pick your brain" and usually answer "living the dream" when people ask how I am. I've also been known to drop the occasional "are you winning" when I know a coworker has been struggling with a problem. I just chalked it up to being a dad so all of these phrases started materializing but maybe I'm just an asshole?

[JRSC00LUDE]

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Uh oh, I definitely started two phone calls yesterday with "can I pick your brain" and usually answer "living the dream" when people ask how I am. I've also been known to drop the occasional "are you winning" when I know a coworker has been struggling with a problem. I just chalked it up to being a dad so all of these phrases started materializing but maybe I'm just an asshole?

I'm sorry to break it to you but there were definitely corporate social functions you never heard about.
@schurchill39 there's a distinct possibility that I'M the asshole.

[killramos]

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"Living the dream!"

Hey that’s my line.

And when people ask me “really”, I say sure why not.

[suntan]

Does anybody else's login into Enmax's site take forever?

[Tik-Tok]

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Hey that’s my line.

And when people ask me “really”, I say sure why not.

I usually tell them "Battling crippling depression, just like every day"

People usually stop asking after that.

[schurchill39]

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I'm sorry to break it to you but there were definitely corporate social functions you never heard about.
@schurchill39 there's a distinct possibility that I'M the asshole.

Next time I see you at Lion's Skate Park I'm definitely dropping an "are you winning" then getting ready to throw down.

[vengie]

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I usually tell them "Battling crippling depression, just like every day"

People usually stop asking after that.

This is fantastic.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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Next time I see you at Lion's Skate Park I'm definitely dropping an "are you winning" then getting ready to throw down.

It isn't fair when only one of us knows who the other is. And THAT probably also makes me the asshole.

[ianmcc]

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"Living the dream!"

Hey I really AM living the dream!
#COC

[ThePenIsMightier]

"Eckspecially" from a grown-ass man.

[Tik-Tok]

Every fucking year. Street sweepers scheduled on the same day as garbage day, so everyone parks in the alley, and the garbage truck can't pick up half the bins.

[Disoblige]

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Every fucking year. Street sweepers scheduled on the same day as garbage day, so everyone parks in the alley, and the garbage truck can't pick up half the bins.

Oh I thought you were gonna say that bins make it so the street can't be swept due to ppl leaving their bins out all day.

[Tik-Tok]

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Oh I thought you were gonna say that bins make it so the street can't be swept due to ppl leaving their bins out all day.

Same same but different.

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

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"Living the dream!"

Everytime someone answers with this, I ask them who's dream they're living. They usually get real fidgety after that.

[adam c]

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"Living the dream!"

Isn't this universal for I don't want to be in this meeting or conversation, let's get it over with

[killramos]

Huh. I always just figured it was because my life was pretty good.

Must be all the soy I drink since getting my autism vaccine.

[jwslam]

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Must be all the soy I drink since getting my autism vaccine.

Peeve: When the English language is so broken...
Is that a vaccine that causes autism or prevents it?

Similarly does bi-monthly mean twice/month or every other month?
It's generally accepted that biweekly means every 2 weeks,
and semi-annually means 2x per year... so twice a month should be semi-monthly?