Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

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https://forums.beyond.ca/threads/386...-Be-Pet-Peeves

[ExtraSlow]

I didn't know your were Philippino.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Does he drive a Pord Epp-One-Pippty?

I love my Philippine co-worker who drives one of those!!

[Buster]

It's spelled with an F, you cretins.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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It's spelled with an F, you cretins.

Racist!

[Swank]

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People who refer to themselves or their friends as a blood relative when they arent. Like women who call their friends sisters...

Isn't it OK if their friends are black?

[TomcoPDR]

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People who refer to themselves or their friends as a blood relative when they arent. Like women who call their friends sisters, or your friend refering to themselves as aunty or uncle when they talk to your kid. My neighbour is retired and a few people in the neighbourhood call her mom (which she has kind of pushed). It drives me fucking bonkers. My best friend's wife once refered to herself as Aunty Megan and I kiaboshed that right quick.

[ThePenIsMightier]

The toothy bitch that's trying to make me think that I want a cookie with a coffee and then spin that around into some sort of cell phone nonsense.
Fuck off.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Hey guys, make sure you're glued to your couches this evening for this brand new episode... of... The News!!!



I know it's been awhile since there has been a new episode of The News, but our patience has paid off!

[Darell_n]

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Hey guys, make sure you're glued to your couches this evening for this brand new episode... of... The News!!!



I know it's been awhile since there has been a new episode of The News, but our patience has paid off!

They make new episodes still? I can only find re-runs the last 20 years and they were barely interesting the first time.

[schurchill39]

I bought a battery pack at the Source on the weekend and after I paid he held onto it and dropped the "just out of curiosity who is your phone plan with? Do you know what you're paying with them because I am pretty sure we can beat them". Bitch, give me what I just paid for and leave me alone. He then got very offended when I didn't want to give him my email and just asked for a paper receipt.

[Disoblige]

There is this purple Urus that drives around downtown like a dick with some atrocious exhaust that literally sounds like explosive diarrhea. I never made such a Clint Eastwood disgusted face over an exhaust note in my life.

[JRSC00LUDE]

People who say "brap", with any of the variable amount of extra a's which seem to denote how serious they are about it, and really mean it. Like it's cool. Some of these people are even my own friends.

[bjstare]

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[...]Some of these people are even my own friends.

You should probably re-evaluate that.

[XylathaneGTR]

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There is this purple Urus that drives around downtown like a dick with some atrocious exhaust that literally sounds like explosive diarrhea. I never made such a Clint Eastwood disgusted face over an exhaust note in my life.

That's some goofball realtor / social media hustler. An ad showed up in my feed featuring him and his purple cars - "you are your brand!" Not surprised to see he lives up to what I expected when I saw it.

[bjstare]

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That's some goofball realtor / social media hustler. An ad showed up in my feed featuring him and his purple cars - "you are your brand!" Not surprised to see he lives up to what I expected when I saw it.

Yes! I was wondering where I’d seen it. That guy is a cunt. Seems to have placed himself at the intersection of realtor and pyramid scheme operator.

[Tik-Tok]

Yesterday I saw a bright orange topless International Harvester, and either they had a real heavy fat chick lying down in the back, or it had some Carolina Squat happening.

[ExtraSlow]

How do you think they get that look in Carolina?

[ExtraSlow]

Malapropisms. I shoujld take joy in them, but lately they've been driving me crazy. Heard a dude say he was pissed off at his dealership for "giving him the reach-around" on delayed delivery of his truck.

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Also, scammers, and how easy it is to send fraudulent documents to the US Patent office and really fuck up a company who is trying to sell valuable patents. Fuck I hate patents.

[SJW]

My worthless piece of shit asshole of a chainsaw. The Husqvarna 240. It's about to be in the bottom of the bow river.