Jurassic World!

[16hypen3sp]

Originally posted by sexualbanana


And then they can correct everybody and tell them that the movie raptors were too tall, the mausosaur was too big and the dinosaurs should have feathers.

I've been entertained to no end reading about people flipping out about the inaccuracies.

Henry Wu (B. D. Wong) said right in the movie that they would look somewhat different if their DNA was pure and not mixed with other animals to complete the sequence.

So at least they very briefly and vaguely addressed the inaccuracies.

[firebane]

This movie at best was meh. Not sure why its doing so well and getting so much. Not a single thing about the movie was memorable.

The only thing I enjoyed the most was they still proved one dinosaur is and always will be the baddest mofo.

[03ozwhip]

Originally posted by firebane
This movie at best was meh. Not sure why its doing so well and getting so much. Not a single thing about the movie was memorable.

The only thing I enjoyed the most was they still proved one dinosaur is and always will be the baddest mofo.

It's an action movie...with dinosaurs...like fuck man, what do you expect in a movie like that, that stars Chris Pratt.

I haven't seen it yet, I'll be taking my 6 year old to see it, he'll enjoy it regardless and he won't nerd out and pick it apart like some of you guys.

It's a fucking dinosaur movie, Jesus.

[firebane]

Originally posted by 03ozwhip


It's an action movie...with dinosaurs...like fuck man, what do you expect in a movie like that, that stars Chris Pratt.

I haven't seen it yet, I'll be taking my 6 year old to see it, he'll enjoy it regardless and he won't nerd out and pick it apart like some of you guys.

It's a fucking dinosaur movie, Jesus.

I am well aware of what the movie is about and who is in it.. It's still a meh movie that should also be rated pg13 not pg. Far to much violence for young kids in it.

[killramos]

Originally posted by 03ozwhip


I haven't seen it yet, I'll be taking my 6 year old to see it, he'll enjoy it regardless and he won't nerd out and pick it apart like some of you guys.

I would really reconsider taking a 6 year old to that movie...

Just my personal opinion. Up to you if you can deal with him not sleeping for 3 weeks.

[Wakalimasu]

yah I had kids sitting next to me and the gf and they were crying and were too scared to watch it. Their parents had to calm them down.

I'd say for age 10+

[Hallowed_point]

I guess I lucked out that the group of 5-7 year old kiddies in front of me weren't freaking out. It was more violent and scary than your typical PG movie imo. There was also some adult language.

[sexualbanana]

But there are also 30 year olds that I saw cover their eyes.

[rage2]

Our 7 year old loved it. Only issue was that he needed to take a piss in the middle of the movie because I got him the large drink.

[Moonracer]

Originally posted by rage2
Our 7 year old loved it. Only issue was that he needed to take a piss in the middle of the movie because I got him the large drink.

I bet you were looking for the "pause" button.

[Hallowed_point]

Originally posted by sexualbanana
But there are also 30 year olds that I saw cover their eyes.

I was sleeping for the record.

[03ozwhip]

My kid isn't like that, he's watched all of the Jurassic park movies and he knows it's not something that will happen to him.

He's not your typical 6 year old, he's more awesome than other ones lol

[Tezzating]

Same old recipe, reheated in the microwave and sprinkled with ZOMG super-raptor!
I'm sure kids love it, kids love dinosaurs.

[Mitsu3000gt]

Finally saw this movie. Pretty entertaining, but extremely outrageous haha. You could also easily predict nearly every single thing that would happen, since it was the identical formula to the other movies, but everyone knows that going in. When what's her name goes to get the T-Rex out to fight the raptor hybrid, I thought that was plenty, and then out comes the water dinosaur . Completely over the top, but that's what the people want I guess. I enjoyed it overall, and it helped that it was in the IMAX. They are going to make a killing on merchandise.

No kids crying or anything in the theater I was in, but a few adults were crying when the family reunited haha. I did not find it overly gory at all compared to lots of other movies, they barely showed anything.

[Rocket1k78]

Originally posted by 03ozwhip


It's an action movie...with dinosaurs...like fuck man, what do you expect in a movie like that, that stars Chris Pratt.

I haven't seen it yet, I'll be taking my 6 year old to see it, he'll enjoy it regardless and he won't nerd out and pick it apart like some of you guys.

It's a fucking dinosaur movie, Jesus.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA


edit: just came back from it. I found it to be horrible! The movie was all about dinosaurs for some reason, woulda been better if they had some drift scenes and if Vin diesel was the lead

[03ozwhip]

Originally posted by Rocket1k78



BAHAHAHAHAHAHA


edit: just came back from it. I found it to be horrible! The movie was all about dinosaurs for some reason, woulda been better if they had some drift scenes and if Vin diesel was the lead

I also just came back from watching it and I have Ti say, I'm glad there weren't any drift scenes, it would have made the story more difficult to understand.

On the plus side, my kid loved it, we watched it on IMAX 3D and I thought it was pretty good as far as an ACTION movie goes.

[JAYMEZ]

Am I the only one who left disappointed? It sucks I really wanted to feel scared and Woah shit like I did when I watched the first one in the theatre.. Ahh well .. I am a big fan of Star Lord, so it was nice to see him I guess.. The kid actors couldn't act very well. Ahh well.

[03ozwhip]

Originally posted by JAYMEZ
Am I the only one who left disappointed? It sucks I really wanted to feel scared and Woah shit like I did when I watched the first one in the theatre.. Ahh well .. I am a big fan of Star Lord, so it was nice to see him I guess.. The kid actors couldn't act very well. Ahh well.

You're not 13 anymore.

[403Gemini]

The 1st movie was very philosophical as well and ground breaking, this movie felt nothing more than an action flick

[AE92_TreunoSC]

Not as scary or ground breaking but super exciting. Very good for a summer block buster.