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    Default Some beards are so full of poo they are as dirty as toilets

    http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-b...ilets-5178828/

    The beard revolution may be at its peak – but an investigation by microbiologists has warned a proud display of facial hair could be dirtier than a toilet.

    Anyone who’s anyone is sporting a beard these days, but maybe the trend is cause for concern.

    Microbiologist John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria.

    He said: ‘I’m usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.’

    Several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

    If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

    ‘Those are the types of things you’d find in (fecal matter),’ Mr Golobic said.

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    And although none of the levels were enough to cause illness, the microbiologist said: ‘There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing.’

    Lots of hand washing and thorough beard scrubbing is the key, gents.

    And Mr Golobic added: ‘Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible,” he said.

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    Well duh..

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    I thought the smell was a dead giveaway....

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    Default Re: Some beards are so full of poo they are as dirty as toilets

    Originally posted by rob the knob
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    lol

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    I shampoo mine everyday, otherwise it just feels nasty.

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    I wash mine everyday as well!

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    How the hell do you get sh... never mind, I probably don't want to know.

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    if people don't wash their hands and touch anywhere on their body there is poo there, I imagine there is poo in peoples hair too...

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    this is gross. and in the wrong section. My guess is some guys munch a lot of box, guess where that beard is hanging..

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    Originally posted by dirtsniffer
    this is gross. and in the wrong section. My guess is some guys munch a lot of box, guess where that beard is hanging..
    Your username fits somewhat well with this thread...

    Just sayin.

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    Personally I don't know how people do it, If I don't shave for 4-5 days I feel like a dirty hippy and I don't feel any tougher with facial hair.

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    As a beard wearer for the past 10 years, I really hate that they're in style now. I can't shave mine off though, because I look 15 without it

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    Can we please stop wasting time on this and get down to what's really important?

    "MORE: This cat is seriously annoyed that it didn’t catch a pigeon"
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