Things that have happened since the last Oiler playoff game:
3 Canadian Elections
2 new countries have formed
Liquid water has been discovered on Mars
4 elements have been discovered and added to the periodic table
The first black president has been elected, re-elected, and will be finished his presidency before the next Oiler playoff game
The entire Hunger Games series has been released as novels, and then released as movies
The entire Twilight series has been released as novels, and then movies, and then Twilight fan fiction was adopted into the 50 Shades of Grey book, which was then adapted into the 50 shades of grey movie.
The very first iPhone was released.
Facebook, Netflix, and Instagram have gained 1.5 billion, 74 million, and 300 million accounts respectively
Donald Trump has hosted 14 seasons of the Apprentice, fought in WWE Wrestlemania, and has won 678 delegates
Breaking Bad, started, ended, and then had a spinoff show
Leonardo DiCaprio has been nominated for 3 oscars
Leonardo DiCaprio won an oscar.
Great job Oilers. You have tied the record for the longest playoff drought ever. While everybody else was doing stuff, you did nothing! Thank god Kevin Lowe and MacTavish are STILL in the organization though. Going for that record next year!