True story - I think the best deal in DT parking right now is Calgary park place. On 6th ave and 8th. Underground, 6'4" for .... $150/mth!
I know it's true because I just signed up for it.
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age."
-H.P. Lovecraft