Evolution is work of the devil.

[ZenOps]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ork-devil.html

Speaking of potential presidential candidates, now that the guy that suggested the wall between Canada and the US has dropped out of the race.

"Ben Carson once denounced the Big Bang theory as a ‘fairy tale’ and branded Darwin’s theory of evolution the work of the devil."

Hes got a point, why would many animals have six foot long horns on their heads if the devil didn't have some sort of say in evolution. Mans got a good view, believes in evolution - but believes that the devil is a driver of it... I'm subscribing to his plan.

[killramos]

Heavy Metal poisoning. That must be it.

[ExtraSlow]

Originally posted by The Traveling Wilburys
While you're strolling down the fairway
Showing no remorse.
Glowing from the poisons
They've sprayed on your golf course
While you're busy sinking birdies,
And keeping your scorecard,
The devil's been busy in your back yard.

Steaming down the highway,
with your trucks of toxic waste,
Where you gonna hide it
In the outer space?
You don't know what you're doing
Or what you have to guard
The devil's been busy in your back yard.

Sometimes you think you're crazy
But you know you're only mad.
Sometimes your better off not knowing
How much you've been had.

You see your second cousin
Wasted in a fight.
You say he had it coming,
You couldn't do it right.
You're in a western movie, playing the part
The devil's been busy in your back yard.

Sometimes they say you're wicked
But you know that can't be bad.
Sometimes you're better off not knowing
It'll only make you sad.

They're coming down picadilly
Dripping at the dash
Wasting sticky willy
Covering him with their cash.
They just might not have noticed, they've been beating him so hard
The devil's been busy in your back yard.

[lilmira]

[Seth1968]

I guess the fossil record is the work of the devil too. Heck, those people that are born with tails (all of us) are the Devil's demons:

http://www.livescience.com/11317-top...al-organs.html

I'm thinking the Bible is the work of the "Devil". It contains so much hatred and ignorance, that I doubt it could be published today.

[ZenOps]

I'm just sayin it sort of makes sense. Why would evolution create a narwhal? Why does a bull get horns while a cow doesn't?

Maybe from a scientific viewpoint, the devil is a gene that creates calcium deposits on the head. Doesn't mean the devil does not exist, what created that gene to start with?

[Feruk]

Originally posted by ZenOps
Why does a bull get horns while a cow doesn't?

Cuz a bull doesn't wait for marriage to have sex obviously!

[Abeo]

Originally posted by ZenOps
Why does a bull get horns while a cow doesn't?

[01RedDX]

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[g-m]

So that's where the wine comes from

[ZenOps]

For reference NSFW:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peop...wing-head.html