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Not an engineer
Originally posted by Arash Boodagh
Before I start pwning all the members with my findings.Originally posted by Arash Boodagh
Plus, is it true you can feed a pig elephant dong and it will still grow and build meat?
Toma the homophobe?Originally posted by Toma
rx7_turbfoags best friend
Yes! Because that's all you will ever be, a technologist. I like this thread. Thanks guys. I enjoyed it.Originally posted by ExtraSlow
Technologists:
Anything from the Rock applies to to life.
I am user #49Originally posted by rage2
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100
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FTFYOriginally posted by max_boost
EVERYTHING from the Rock applies to to life.
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But,... But... But engineers are socially awkward?Originally posted by diamondedge
Also doubles as a beer opener.
Hence the beerOriginally posted by Dumbass17
But,... But... But engineers are socially awkward?
Originally posted by Thales of Miletus
If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
Originally posted by Toma
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Graduated with a Petroleum Engineering degree 2 years ago, worked as a Field Engineer for 6 months then got hit by the layoff hammer after months of training lol. Now I'm just doing Civil Engineering with the city in roads/traffic via hookup. It's better then nothing though I guess I'm stuck in the civil route for good.
Civil Engineer by education and occupation.
Specifically LAND DEVELOPMENT - roads, water/sewer, etc.
Essentially been making Alberta landowners rich since 2005
So that mess on the east ring road was YOUR fault!
dv/dt
This thread has made me really sad. Apparently 57% of Beyond are engineers... That is unless some dishonest techs said they were engineers too!
I honestly thought it would be a higher %. I feel like 90% of the people I know in Calgary are Engineers.
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Last edited by Cos; 12-20-2016 at 08:59 PM.
Originally posted by adam c
Line goes up, line goes down, line does squiggly things and fucks Alberta"The stone age didn't end because we ran out of stones"
That's because of the title. It didn't ask what your occupation is. It asked what type of engineer you are. It just shows you the amount of people nosing around where they don't belong.
<tap> <tap> <tap>Originally posted by lilmira
That's because of the title. It didn't ask what your occupation is. It asked what type of engineer you are. It just shows you the amount of people nosing around where they don't belong.
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Originally posted by adam c
Line goes up, line goes down, line does squiggly things and fucks Alberta"The stone age didn't end because we ran out of stones"
Mining Engineer. Work at a mine. Go figure.
Basically my job involves knowing enough about civil, mechanical and geotechnical engineering to tell them when they're wrong and then going out in the field and getting it done.
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I always thought you were the awful completions engg at CNRL. But this post sounds like you're not that guy?? As in not an engineer?Originally posted by Feruk
This thread has made me really sad. Apparently 57% of Beyond are engineers... That is unless some dishonest techs said they were engineers too!
Engineer yes. Awful, completions, CNRL, no, never been. I think you're thinking of the other dude who has a stormtrooper icon.Originally posted by lasimmon
I always thought you were the awful completions engg at CNRL. But this post sounds like you're not that guy?? As in not an engineer?
The unemployed kind?
Originally posted by Cos
I didn't even notice that 'not engineer' was a choice in a 'what type of engineer are you' thread until you said that.